dagonslayer51

What in the actual fuck?

Well said ^ My thoughts exactly.

Never read or watched. Should I?

Deadpool is the king. Did you know that he once survived a zombie apocalypse in a mexican restaurant because he entered a food coma because of eating too many chimichangas?

NBA? I know nothing bout that. But I do know NFL very very well. Green Bay Packers for Super Bowl 51!!!!!!

10/10

Spent the last month outside in the real world with absoutely no care for spamming

Has no life

What is death? Why should I be scared of something that we know nothing about?

My little brother likes to think that he plays competitive CoD and I may have brushed past MOBAs like Smite, DotA and LOL, but never stuck to them

Once upon twice as the cows flew near Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateaturipu island, Professor Oak undressed his dog slowly while singing in the southernmost portion of Antarctica. Building a laser cat, his daughter grew out of green mold called the sacred magical blue crap that smells like phish. This laser could blast Iran into the next dimension of dimensions. It can make a bigger thing tinier than a Gramlins ' brain . So they conspired but Keshav ate Creekynoise and fapped loudly on couches with tassels of FIRE just as Kaido won balls of fire. He decided to punch Axl Rose because metrosexuals love pandas. The Professor suddenly masticated his puppy and groped it's paws romantically, suddenly he grew a bit aroused inhis. Angel Cruz dela Santos is pink when he talks about ladies special hooters because he doesn't like women who are penisless. Suddenly, Rhinehart triumphed except, well, death arouses some sea-cucumbers sooooo... he sold his virginity to pope Nalydmerc. Mexico once won their children in your game, Nutsack, which had instructions from almighty mr Bean explicitly to remove clothing from the body. You ran into the bathroom and fell on a pile of poop. Logically, one did not eat curmudgeons with tabasco while twirling your sister, however sometimes obnoxiously masticating cadavers fornicate, refraining from farting in pipes because your mom licks potatoes for capitalist russians intoxicated with fermented cider. Although... Giraffes trespass on holey donuts whilst excreting massive lumps of putrefied and orange flowers. Suddenly Zak started farting loudly, his odor knocked all the monkies off the pole which started a research paper by Bj�rn after he finished giraffes with a jellyfish relish from the dreaded cheese dip. Pistachio! Then someone pooped out a large cupcake made of placenta meat from a female Krogan stripper from the planet Kha'ak. It grew into a magnificent duck monster made out of duck. CaptainSparklez Demogorgon Von Bismark, kaiser and Chancellor of Ponies, he gave gonaherpasyphalaids and shot bremsstrahlung clear out. Pistachio! When a eanut called Canola_Jimmy he answered various hotdogs vivaciously. My 9000 babies automatically didn't kill your Jabberwocky, Jabberwocky don't Jabberwocky. Unfortunately, resolutely skiing chipmunks flabbergasted snow noodles while pistachio! Then someone Oatmealed your cookies while it cartwheeled pistachioly. Suddenly, i drank men through their straws with skin tight jeans, then I flew away. Cabbage! I phoned my daughter Angel to tell provocatively how fabulous her Jimmies rustled. Meanwhile CaptainSparklez, Nfen pooped jellybeans. "Dodecahedrons! Fibbonaci! Tesselations!" screamed maybe perhaps although... what? Sometimes Hulk Hogan is exceedingly handsome and frivolous but Thor likes Hawkeye and stockings. In Candyland, Rihanna drop-kicked a porcupine which landed inside trees and precipitously rambled MARIJUANA GIVES VEGETA AIDS!! The flag eating fetuses PISTACHIO! Angel delight , "Raccoon tails slaughter blowjob giving sharks." Sap goes the weasel! Kamehameha began eating billy, the cenobites that mutilate the venison which really tower the frog into underground bat-caves experimenting on cows. Angel however wanted Cocoa Puffs in emblematic

Nope, R2V?

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agriculture

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Yellowstone

KPW

Nope

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The day after St Valentine was beheaded

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8/10. Looks so videogamey that it is cool

Curiosity has won me over. Mask me please.

10/10 because I'm feeling generous

Banned for spamming too fast.