Pride Assassin

Life is like a penis/Most people don't know it But most people suck/So they usually blow it Stock?

Monday night. Last time you ate pudding?

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bear

Would you wrestle one if they were?

I'm pretty lucky in that department. Maybe three years ago, when I didn't bring enough socks on my camping trip. Last time you got a girl pregnant?

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Yesterday. Last time you put your shirt on backward?

Never. Last time you burned dinner?

And how! Bow wow. If I drop something and tell people it falls upward because we have no way of knowing which way "up" is, so I've settled on Australia being on the "up side of the world, and thus everything I drop falls toward their sky and my new up, why do they look at me like I'm a lunatic?

Yessir. Warrior?

an hour ago. Last time you sat on your testicles?

hahahaha Probably a month ago. I have a bad habit of that... Last time you read a book for fun?

Where DON'T you leave your pants? Death penalty. Aye? Or Nay?

Oh man... Back when I was trying to attract a girlfriend so I could get her to do it for me? A long time ago. Last time you bought a CD?

Beer. Favorite party game?

Never. Don't have any. When was the last time you took the fall for someone else's evil deeds?

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Banned for having a lighter workload.

In my underwear?

In for mah boys. (And girls)

Nope. Stock?

Er... Wow. Long time ago. Took the ol' lady to the movies. Last time you said something inappropriate and stopped everyone in the room?

Kinda. The older I get, the easier I am to pick up. Coffee/Tea: Plain, or dressed up with sugar and all that other mess?

Have two! I'm Winner!