Pride Assassin

6.14817046 (The proper answer to the steering wheel thing is so that you don't break your arms/punch yourself in the face when the airbag deploys) How many fingers am I holding up?

Shatter of hopes, killer of dreams, maker of tacos from missing puppies, it is I, PrideAssassin. I. Win.

sprint

Not a movie person... Don't have much respect for people who are overpaid to play house, doctor, cops and robbers, and other kid games. Iunno. Why do you put your hand at the six o'clock position on your steering wheel when a crash is imminent?

Magna Cum Nada -The Bloodhound Gang

DMV -Primus

right now? Earlier today as well.

Never the quad-gym route. Last time you did something inexcusably stupid for what seemed like a good reason at the time?

banned for ban evasion

Banned for Apeism

Banned for not being an Ape.

Banned for confusing apes with monkeys! While apes have larger bodies and relatively larger brains (and prolonged period of infant dependence means single births are spaced at long intervals), Monkeys are smaller in size. Apes have a larger Brain to body size ratio than do Monkeys. While most species of monkeys have tails, apes lack tails. Apes have a mobile, rotary shoulder joint which allows them to brachiate and hang from their arms. Some species of Apes are four footed while some use 2 feet to walk. Monkeys are quadrupeds that jump and run along the tops of branches or on the ground. Monkeys are four footed. Apes have a wider torso and a shorter, stiffer lumbar region as compared to Monkeys. Apes have a more upright posture as compared to Monkeys. Apes rely on vision rather than smell, and thus have shorter noses than some monkeys.

Banned for knocking my other posts down!

There is no tl;dr for the sheer awesomeness that is the blood ninja!

Death by being hit by debris and gibs of the reult of a random shoelace tying accident in an anti-personnel minefield.

Death by stack falling in teh library

Ban7 4 teetotaling

Llora Chíapas -Leprosy

Rhinoceruses don't wear shirts! Yeah Warrior?

Dude... How did you miss these? HARRRRR! http://forums.13x.com/showthread.php?t=60931

Pipe welding is a ***** but that said, if you don't know wtf you're doing step aside for someone who does...

Nope. I'm a Rhinoceros. Stock?

Banned because I like to blatantly abuse my POWAH!

Almost two years ago. Near Bakersfield of all places... Last time you fell asleep inappropriately (where you probably shouldn't have been sleeping)?

Yup. Sniped! I put on my robe and wizard hat... Warrior?