Flying Kiwi

What about drowning in caterpillars? What a deterrent!

Been getting a series of strong earthquakes over the last 18 hrs or so. Dont know how long the RL infrastructure will hold up for , so if I go dark I'm not inactive , just incommunicado. 7.5 is a scary shake and the aftershocks are up to 6.5

Argue a reasonable case for the abolition of lawyers

I would like to sue the Inland Revenue Department for demanding money with menaces. I have placed this matter with my lawyers , MM. Sue, Grabbit, and Runn Ltd., and they have promised to expedite this case. Should I hold my breath for a result?

Cure for the Itch in my pants

Waiting for the end in my pants

I really feel for the American electorate. The only choices you seem to have is between terrible and appalling, but at least you will get an elected government. Here in N.Z. we suffer under a proportional representation system which guarantees seats to any party which polls more than 5% of the popular vote. This often results in minority fringe parties being cast in the role of "king-maker" by granting or denying support to the major parties. You can only imagine the horse trading and shenanigans that follow a General election. Talk about the tail wagging the dog! Good luck to the long suffering U.S. tax-payer , I don't think your pain will end with either of the candidates being proposed.

I have been in a Turkish Bath If I eat a clown , Will it taste funny?

Not always Are there any hypothetical questions?

Did I break this thread? 0.0

flour

Output: AAA battery Input: a horseshoe

whiskey

Black Magic Woman in my pants

Never met you , but welcome back