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CaptainJ finds Adam Sandler movies funny, and has a man crush on Kevin James.

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CC - 1888 Argus - 539 LordSunday - 388 murphpk - 163 Rhizo - 155 ​Theophilos - 137 ​​Hertt - 112 dagonslayer51 - 111 AngelCruzdelaSant - 87 Fermion - 77 Dr. Peter Venkman - 48 George Jarvis - 46 welder - 46 MK - 25 Mazuurek - 19 Jarcine1221 - 18 spike2 - 14 Myrrdin Emrys - 13 MorganFreeman - 12 theWanderer - 11 legoboyvdlp - 9 Leche06 - 6 captainjf- 5 Sithon - 3 Kaziocore - 3 Mandarijn - 3 sukmaindra9 - 3 1ceCream - 3 Whitebeard - 2 Robert2424 - 1 curunfiwe - 1 Chaotic Phantom - 1 boochluke - 1 Lol, why Rebecca Black's Friday in your sig? On that note, how do you embed videos here?

CC - 1877 Argus - 537 LordSunday - 375 murphpk - 163 Rhizo - 155 ​Theophilos - 137 ​​Hertt - 112 dagonslayer51 - 111 AngelCruzdelaSant - 87 Fermion - 77 Dr. Peter Venkman - 47 George Jarvis - 46 welder - 46 MK - 25 Mazuurek - 19 Jarcine1221 - 18 spike2 - 14 Myrrdin Emrys - 13 MorganFreeman - 12 theWanderer - 11 legoboyvdlp - 9 Leche06 - 6 captainjf- 5 Sithon - 3 Kaziocore - 3 Mandarijn - 3 sukmaindra9 - 3 1ceCream - 3 Whitebeard - 2 Robert2424 - 1 curunfiwe - 1 Chaotic Phantom - 1 boochluke - 1

CC - 1876 Argus - 537 LordSunday - 375 murphpk - 163 Rhizo - 155 ​Theophilos - 137 ​​Hertt - 112 dagonslayer51 - 111 AngelCruzdelaSant - 87 Fermion - 77 Dr. Peter Venkman - 46 George Jarvis - 46 welder - 46 MK - 25 Mazuurek - 19 Jarcine1221 - 18 spike2 - 14 Myrrdin Emrys - 13 MorganFreeman - 12 theWanderer - 11 legoboyvdlp - 9 Leche06 - 6 captainjf- 5 Sithon - 3 Kaziocore - 3 Mandarijn - 3 sukmaindra9 - 3 1ceCream - 3 Whitebeard - 2 Robert2424 - 1 curunfiwe - 1 Chaotic Phantom - 1 boochluke - 1

Emotionally devastated, I find myself taking solace in the bottle, as day after day finds me frequenting Joe's Friendly Tavern. One particular wet, dreary night, I sit staring into my glass as the jukebox in the corner plays Tragedy by Nora Jones softly on repeat. Has it played seven times already? Ten? I can't recall. All I know is that I no longer recognize the face that stares back at me from my reflection in the liquor. What have I become? How did I get here? Would things be different had I not been so clumsy? No... No... Regretting the past does me no good. I mean it's not like I can just... But wait. Could I? Realization dawns through my clouded judgment as my weary eyes gain a new light and a smile creeps over my face. I shove my drink across the table, jump from my seat, and storm out of this sleazy, smoke filled barroom. I'm going to buy more marshmallows!

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CC - 1875 Argus - 537 LordSunday - 375 murphpk - 163 Rhizo - 155 ​Theophilos - 137 ​​Hertt - 112 dagonslayer51 - 111 AngelCruzdelaSant - 87 Fermion - 77 George Jarvis - 46 welder - 46 Dr. Peter Venkman - 45 MK - 25 Mazuurek - 19 Jarcine1221 - 18 spike2 - 14 Myrrdin Emrys - 13 MorganFreeman - 12 theWanderer - 11 legoboyvdlp - 9 Leche06 - 6 captainjf- 5 Sithon - 3 Kaziocore - 3 Mandarijn - 3 sukmaindra9 - 3 1ceCream - 3 Whitebeard - 2 Robert2424 - 1 curunfiwe - 1 Chaotic Phantom - 1 boochluke - 1

Giving it that crispy outter texture I was hoping for, all along.

Captainjf can't even microwave. His only hope for obtaining nourishment is to scavenge along the railroad tracks behind his house, where he occasionally happens upon an unsuspecting hobo and steals the can of beans they were heating over an open flame.

Stalwart, I intently stare the bolt down. It diverts at the last moment, crashing into a nearby pine with the fury of a screaming locomotive. Splintered shards of wood slice through the air as the once proud tree shatters, contorting into a twisted, burning hulk. I roast a mallow over its ignited remains.

I laugh in the face of the storm.

Your victory is fleeting. Your glory but a rising vapor.

CC - 1872 Argus - 536 LordSunday - 375 murphpk - 163 Rhizo - 155 ​Theophilos - 137 ​​Hertt - 112 dagonslayer51 - 111 AngelCruzdelaSant - 87 Fermion - 77 George Jarvis - 46 welder - 46 Dr. Peter Venkman - 44 MK - 25 Mazuurek - 19 Jarcine1221 - 18 spike2 - 14 Myrrdin Emrys - 13 MorganFreeman - 12 theWanderer - 11 legoboyvdlp - 9 Leche06 - 6 captainjf- 4 Sithon - 3 Kaziocore - 3 Mandarijn - 3 sukmaindra9 - 3 1ceCream - 3 Whitebeard - 2 Robert2424 - 1 curunfiwe - 1 Chaotic Phantom - 1 boochluke - 1

You will try.

CC - 1872 Argus - 535 LordSunday - 375 murphpk - 163 Rhizo - 155 ​Theophilos - 137 ​​Hertt - 112 dagonslayer51 - 111 AngelCruzdelaSant - 87 Fermion - 77 George Jarvis - 46 welder - 46 Dr. Peter Venkman - 43 MK - 25 Mazuurek - 19 Jarcine1221 - 18 spike2 - 14 Myrrdin Emrys - 13 MorganFreeman - 12 theWanderer - 11 legoboyvdlp - 9 Leche06 - 6 captainjf- 4 Sithon - 3 Kaziocore - 3 Mandarijn - 3 sukmaindra9 - 3 1ceCream - 3 Whitebeard - 2 Robert2424 - 1 curunfiwe - 1 Chaotic Phantom - 1 boochluke - 1

Sister Midnight wishes she had my recipe for goat's head soup.

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