Count Lugosi

rotten

Granted you turn into a beer and someone drinks you. I wish someone would make Spaceballs 3: The search for Spaceballs 2

Banana

potato

I think I broke brewersalliance. That means I win and his post count is now mine!

No again? All this losing must be pretty punishing for you

29

Brewers is just mad because he can't see as well as me, and has no idea why kids love cinnamon toast crunch.

No, really? I guess it's your loss then.

Brewers only has 3! 3 posts in the spam section AH AH AH!!!

Granted. Work now feels a little off today. You think all your coworkers might have been replaced by aliens. I wish it wasn't raining so I could play mini-golf

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Sauce

Win!!! (the three exclamation marks makes it even winnerier!)

XIII

Granted, but everyone thinks it's too scary for the forums so I have to change it back. I wish I were an Oscar Mayer wiener. That is what I'd truly like to be. Cause if I were an oscar mayer wiener. Everyone would be in love with me!

fhqwgads

fire

Brewers is wanted in 7 states for stealing used jock straps from mental patients.

Granted, but it's a bad ass and kicks you in the face. I wish people would accept my trade requests

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Final Fantasy VII

Oh there you are. Hmmm... the biggest loser. Interesting choice of show.

He doesn't use Hillary's as a fan because it causes gale force winds lol. I heard Monica Lewinsky didn't vote for Hillary this past election. Apparently the last Clinton presidency left a bad taste in her mouth. And in the interest of fairness What's the difference between Trump and Bozo the clown? Bozo has real hair on his head.

Granted. You find yourself in the middle of the atlantic ocean where it is currently 9 PM. Hope you're a good swimmer. I wish I had my own private island kingdom out of the path of any hurricanes. (Not gonna make it THAT easy for you )