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I heard a funny joke on the radio the other night.
Hillary Clinton dies and goes to heaven. Upon reaching the gates of heaven, Saint Peter is there to greet her. While conversing with Saint Peter, Hillary
notices a room next to the gates. The room is filled with millions and millions of clocks mounted on the walls. She asks Saint Peter what all these clocks are for. Saint Peter replies that each clock is assigned to one person on earth. And everytime that person tells a lie, the hands on the clock move. Hillary sees one clock that displays midnight, and asks whose it is. “That’s Mother Teresa’s clock,” St. Peter responded. “The hands on her clock have never moved; a testimony to her goodness and honesty.” Hillary then pointed to a clock that signaled it had only moved two seconds. “Is that the clock of a child?” she asked. "No, that’s Abraham Lincoln’s clock,” St. Peter replied. “The hands on his clock have only moved twice telling us he lied only twice in his life. Remarkable for most.” Finding it most intriguing, Hillary asked if she could see her husband, Bill Clinton's clock. Saint Peter replied "Oh, God keeps that clock permanently in his office. He uses it as a ceiling fan!"
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