Lordsmallballs
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True. The current poster misses you guys. True. The current poster misses you guys.
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Get ready to feel the sting of SmallBalls!
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True! The next poster donated their vagina to Bruce Jenner.
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Money. That’s life changing dough.
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Granted, your fish turn to stone and require no maintenance, but they no longer come when you call them. I wish my nipples dispensed popcorn butter so when you get to the bottom of the bucket, and the corn is dry, you wouldn’t have to walk back to the consession stand for more.
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Winning!
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Granted, the flow of blood from your finger stops, but the pressure building up within causes your head to pop. I wish I was rich instead of so darned good looking.
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Granted, but it comes in an unopenable bottle. I wish there was a Legend of Zelda movie.
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