banned because i dont lie

Ban because I don't believe you 

BANNED FOR BEING A NOOB

Banned because i feel like it

banned because you are mean

Ban because you're bullying the new guy

banned because youre not

Banned because the trump tank ran out of gas.

banned cause you got my name wrong once

Banned cause you won't let me live that down.

Banned because i'm batman

Ban because batman is the weirdest "hero" there is

Banned because Robin swings in for the rescue

Banned because superman sucks

banned cause DC sucks

Banned cause marvel fan boy

Banned cause DC can't make a movie.

  Banned due to false logic.

Banned cause the guardians of the galaxy told me so

banned for hearing imaginary voices

Ban for NOT hearing the voices 

Banned for acknowledging the voices

Ban because the voices told me to

Banned cause i think you need help

Banned because the voices are all the help I need