Banned for not being a Polar

Banned for not being IRON

Banned for not having a military role in your alliance

Banned for not mentioning the other roles I hold in the alliance

banned for having more than 1000 posts

Banned for having less than 100 posts

Banned for not being LordMonday.

Banned for thinking any other day is more  important than me!

Banned for giving me an invalid ban reason

Banned for thinking any of these reasons are valid!

Banned for being nuked 9 times without Godzilla appearing 

Banned for not yet being nuked! Stop spamming and get some glow!

Banned because I can.

Banned because banned.

Banned for the glory of emp powered trouts

Banned for preferring diplomatic colors over the colors of blood!

Banned because colours of blood aren't as visible on grey background lol

Banned because you're back in the spam forums

Banned for not having an EMP.

Banned because your avatar doesn't have the IRON emblem on his helmet. Goddamit be consistent!

Banned for having a ghost as an avatar. It's too awesome

Banned for wearing too many clothes.

I think SM just won the thread.

Banned for thinking someone can win at banning

Banned to fill in time. Not as satisfying as real banning nor as rage mail inducing as deleting nations was but it'll have to suffice.