Banned for trying to defend a lack of thought rather than promoting extra thought

Banned for trying to prompt excess thought in a relaxing thread

Banned for having 0 baptized souls

Banned for picking on a newbie

Banned for calling yourself a newbie

Banned for acting like I'm not a newbie.

Banned for acting like I'm an experienced member

Banned for acting like you aren't an experience member

Banned for banning me off of a subjective variable

Banned because I said so.

Banned for banning without a decent reason that received a suitable amount of thought

Banned for once again implying that thought is required to post in this thread other than the basic thought of knowing how to type and form sentences/sentence fragments together into a decently composed sequence to reply with.

Banned because

Banned for....nevermind that's pretty valid.

Banned for not banning the person above you.

Banned for criticizing my attempt to empathize

Banned because

Banned for using one of the oldest emoticons in existence

Banned because

Banned for reaching 4000 posts.

Banned for having less than 100 posts (now the tables have turned huh LS)

Banned for having less than 1000 posts (yep... Totally )

(Really dude. Couldn't have said like, 200 ) Banned for having less than 5000 posts

Banned because I'm MrFinch!

Banned because you're MrFinch