banned for having a cannibal as your profile picture 

I am the Cannibal of Cankles

 

 

Banned for havibg less than 100 posts.

Banned for being the subject of my 50th post so I can meet the requirements for the academy 

Banned for making me your 50th post

Banned for no one else posting in this topic in the last week

Banned for disturbing the peace

Banned for assuming there was peace.

banned for not creating peace

Banned for wanting peace

banned for incorrectly thinking I want peace

Banned for excessive use of the word peace

Banned for being repetitive. Get creative.

banned for being demanding 

Banned for being so sensitive

Banned for not understanding the feelings of brewer

Banned for not having a full profile pic

Banned for not getting the joke.

Banned for expecting people to get the joke

Banned for not even having a profile pic

Banned for not understanding that I havent had the time to get a profile pic yet

Banned for not taking the time after that post to get a profile pic

Banned for thinking I actually use my time to get things done

Banned for being a cadet

 

(Had to use this card since I recently graduated)

Banned for graduating only recently

Banned for having 0 souls baptized.