March 30, 200917 yr comment_10058 If it didn't it would be a circle. Do bears really poop in the woods, or do they have toilets out there some where? Report
March 30, 200917 yr comment_10111 Bears never poop, that's why they're so grumpy. Who invented the desert? Report
March 30, 200917 yr comment_10127 A square who tumbled down the mountain. Where would we be without the wheel? Report
March 30, 200917 yr comment_10211 In the Caves.. Why were the first men hairy.. i mean like a bushman? Report
March 30, 200917 yr comment_10304 Because chicks considered hairy men to be hot. Why do we call a boxing ring a "ring" but it isn't a ring at all, it's square? Report
March 30, 200917 yr comment_10444 Too much testosterone, and, if they just got in there and made muffins, no one would watch. What is the square root of 793.452? Report
March 31, 200917 yr comment_10539 the same as the shortest path between two dots What is the shortest distance between the earth and the Omega Nebula? Report
March 31, 200917 yr comment_10556 A curved line. If you are traveling at the speed of light in the dark and turn on your headlights, will you be able to see them? Report
March 31, 200917 yr comment_10659 yes, will be able to see them in the hospital beds.. Why does sound travel faster than light? Report
March 31, 200917 yr comment_10731 because you are going just over warp 1 How do you save a republicrat from drowning? Report
March 31, 200917 yr comment_10760 To save a republicrat from drowning you take your foot off his head why is welder's avy so awesome?!?!? Report
March 31, 200917 yr comment_10837 At home drinking her coffee with the Mad Hatter. Who invented the looking glass? Report
March 31, 200917 yr comment_10850 I did so I could see elk from miles away how many people does it take to drill an ice-hole? Report
March 31, 200917 yr comment_10884 Trick Question: It already has a hole in it! My arm has come off, should I go to a hospital? Report
March 31, 200917 yr comment_10927 No, that takes too much time. Situations like these is why the good lord made blow torches. Would the world be a better place if celebrities were only celebrities because the national past time was hunting celebrities? Report
March 31, 200917 yr comment_10944 Undoubtably, for a few weeks anyway I have MRSA, should I tell a doctor? Report
March 31, 200917 yr comment_10949 what's the most effective way to enter the history books without outside help? Report
March 31, 200917 yr comment_10977 Otherwise we wouldn't be able to ask that question. Why did you run out of tissues? Report
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