April 3, 200917 yr comment_12580 as many times as i have been to france why does everything take forever? Report
April 3, 200917 yr comment_12602 because life sucks in this cursed planet... Is Satan a gay or a lesbian? Report
April 3, 200917 yr comment_12609 he is pure evil, so both how many beavers does it take to make a beaver fur coat? Report
April 3, 200917 yr comment_12661 Hell no! I sullied one just last night! Does ten minutes with a crack whore for a Canadian nickle = irony?http://www.saskschools.ca/~gregory/canada/emblems/nickel.jpg Report
April 4, 200917 yr comment_12925 no, but she does like her crack what do you call a treehugger trying to screw an ant? Report
April 4, 200917 yr comment_12992 You try not to attract his attention...and walk away slowly without making eye contact. When will the sky turn red ? Report
April 4, 200917 yr comment_13049 when the light refracts just so... What happens when I divide by zero? Report
April 4, 200917 yr comment_13281 when some guy dreamed it up in his head while taking a poo if 1 song is = to 5 songs, then 4 songs make a musical. So, if the 1 song is greater than 4 songs what does it make? Report
April 4, 200917 yr comment_13296 (Pi*34*99^5)/7668 should give you it Whats the 1st rule of Fight Club? Report
April 4, 200917 yr comment_13300 don't kick me in the balls how many IRONer's does it take to bake a cake? Report
April 5, 200917 yr comment_13355 Err 3 one to get the stuff one to bake it and one to finish it off with a nuke How does it feel to chew 5 gum? Report
April 5, 200917 yr comment_13372 the same as chewing 10 gum how many times does Derenna's avy bounce before changing direction? Report
April 5, 200917 yr comment_13403 6 or 7 How long can you watch Derenna's avvy boounce before having a seizure? Report
April 5, 200917 yr comment_13575 You scream Achtung Baby!!!! in German bars when you want to get a sexy girl's attention. How many sexy girls are there in Germany? Report
April 5, 200917 yr comment_13622 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 Why are german girls hot? Report
April 5, 200917 yr comment_13624 Because they are German. Which country has hotter girls, U.S, France, Germany, or Australia? Report
April 5, 200917 yr comment_13744 Because they can. Why don't chicks walk naked on EVERY beach? Report
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