Ok so the topic explains most of it

Example:

Why is the sky blue?

Because it hates the color black.

 

Ok so i will start this off:

 

Why did i restart this thread?

because i the king of awesome knight thee

 

dude wheres my car?

on mars, remember? we were drunk

 

what do i have in my hands?

your feet

 

what do i have in my pants?

a cookie in the hand is better than 2 in the air

 

how many times do you fart per day?

0 because you mess up the post ORDER RAWRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

 

 

wat makes hulk angry?

constipation

 

wheres waldo?

over there

 

why cant i have nightvision?

because dayvision is way better

 

where can you find green aliens?

Edited April 7, 200917 yr by StockHunter

cuz the night has no eyes

 

really?

really what are you referring to

 

Why do i hear aliens as green? why not some other colour?

because aliens are racist

 

why are women so crazy sometimes?

depends how men sense their vibes.. women are not usually crazy. they expect only one thing from us... ATTENTION!

depends how men sense their vibes.. women are not usually crazy. they expect only one thing from us... ATTENTION!

 

What if there was a third sex?

there already is, and it's called "michael jackson"

 

why does beer give you a "beer gut"?

Because we know Stock can't handle beer that well

 

Why is it that I always have nothing ot do in Computers class?

because you are smarter than any computer because you have a cool avatar

 

should I upgrade my comp?

No, just reload it and quit surfing porn sites.

 

Why can't most computer manufacturers ship a system that doesn't suck?

because people want things cheap instead of spending some extra money on alienware or building there own out of spam

 

why is spamming so much fun?!?

Spamming is fun cuz we have noooo life...lol

 

If all that's wrong with women is attention, then what's a man excuse for the way they act...

<all they want is sex>LMAO

Edited April 8, 200917 yr by Officer145

You said the answer. Most men prefer to think from their balls than their brains.. If only men utilised their brains more often then fall prey to their lust.. this world would have been a better and safer place. Its a fact, face it.

 

Why is the world rotating obliquely and not straight up?

because that would make hot dogs round balls instead of links

 

why do hot women always go for money no mater how bad a guy looks?

Because money enables them to rent good looking guys.

 

Where am I off to?

you are off to see the wizard of oz

 

why is PA's avy so funny?

Because he can use google!

 

Why do some people like PETA?

because they shoot salad out of their bum (aka, "salad shooters")

 

why is derenna's cat 1/2 scorpion or lizard?