because people don't know that scifi is cool

 

why does it snow so much in the mountains?

because its cold

 

 

why does it always rain in Washington

because it's the England of america

 

why is the sky blue

from all the blue food dye

 

 

 

why is rain so wet?

because its not dry

 

 

why are some classes so early?

because early is good

 

what time is it?

whatever time it is

 

why isn't it later in the day?

because thats forever

 

what is forever?

i am of course

 

what is always?

a word from the English language

 

 

Why don't i have money?

you are not rich

 

why dont I ever get a day off?

because you touch yourself at night

 

 

Why did jack jump over a candlestick?

so he could claim he went through fire

 

why am I still up?

cuz ur bored

 

why am i so uber tired right now?

because its early in the morning

 

why am I not sleeping?

Because you are a meth addict.

 

Why are my windows open?

becuase you think you can fly

 

what will I listen to next?

Your cousins singing old Elvis songs.

 

Why is my coat hanging up in my washroom?

because it's smelly.

 

Why have I run outof chocolate?

Because you need to go on a diet.

 

Why would I want to watch ND-WSU instead of USC-Oregon?

because they both suck

 

why are people into sports so much?

Because they're fun to play.

 

Why are there so many different kinds of Mustard?

because people eat to much of it

 

what is 2+2?

The third root of 64.

 

Why did I subject my body to the torture eating Taco Bell for lunch?

because it tasted good

 

why do I work nights?