As far as you want it to go... if you're on LSD.

 

Should I take this candy that stranger gave me?

But of course, strangers give the best candy!

 

Should i go to bed?

Yes

 

what happens when you have a lack of sleep?

you get tired

 

why do i have assorted sizes of rubber o-rings lying around on my desk?

because you like playing with them

 

Why do I drink so many energy drinks ?

cuz urz is crazyz

 

why is it so hot in AZ?

because the world doesn't like the desert

 

Why does humidity suck so much ?

cuz you are a whiner

 

why cant the weather decide what the hell its doing in WA?

beacue WA sucks

 

why does the weather suck in WA?

it doesnt suck, it just cant decide what the hell its gonna do from one day to the next

 

why would you think washington weather sucked?

Because it's in the USA

 

Why must I be stuck in the USA ?

Cuz you are a communist!

 

Why cant real life have a search function? I cant find my socks...

because you fail at it, I has the ctrl f Function

 

why must my cat meow so much ?

cuz you neglected to get the mute function installed in your new cat...

 

why do i have such bad heartburn?

cuz you never sleep

 

what is in the sky?

everything not on the ground

 

why does everyone assume that i dont sleep?

Because I don't either

 

Why does my parents hate me right now ?

because you werent wanted and nobody likes you

 

why is my beer empty?

cuz you drank it

 

why do i wake up so early to work?

either you are a fool, or a slave to the grind

 

why am i still awake?

cuz you have spamming issues

 

why is spam so awesome?

Because you meet awesome peoples !

 

why do cats meow ?

because dogs already claimed bark

 

why do they call a roach clip a roach clip?

because thats what it's made out of

 

Why do my eyes hurt a ton ?

cuz if they only hurt a pound you wouldnt be wondering about it

 

why do we keep coming up with such stupid questions?