because you're a vampire

 

Why do you have a static avatar?

Because static is the universal truth.

 

Where did all the ambient piss molecules in the atmosphere come from?

aliens

 

what is a PBX machine?

Something that allows you to call people and unfortunatly, people to call you. Also known as a "Leash"

 

Why a duck?

because ducks are annoying

 

does fish taste good?

I wouldn't know that would be cannibalism

 

why is traffic bad in the morning?

Because Jews cause traffic jams to make people's lives miserable, then lord it over. (According to North Korea)

 

Why is France the greatest nation in the world?

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because they like to think so

 

why do i wake up so early to trade?

Because you want to make some money.

 

 

Why do farts smell?

because everyone is really stinky on the inside

 

why is it night time?

Because the sun is playing peekaboo

 

Why do I want to do the hippie chick who serves me my coffee?

because hippie chicks are fun

 

why don't hippie girls shave?

it takes to much time

 

why does class cover such simple things?

cuz most people are really dumb

 

why are people so dumb?

Because you made them that way

 

Can I walk on the ceiling?

if your feet can fly, sure

 

why am i tired?

because you aren't awake

 

why do I spend so much time reading?

Trick questions, Grizzly Bears can't read

 

How do I shot web?

become a spider

 

why are squirrels so evil?

Violent video games

 

How do they get the banana inside the peel?

the same way they put the lime in the coconut

 

does any of this make sense?

no but of course YUR MOM doesnt either

 

Who passsed gas?

Im pretty sure it was the same way gravity was discovered.

 

Can you prove the color green?

yes look at a tree

 

why is winter cold?

winter is cold 'cause hotdogs are hot

 

why is pro the opposite of con?