Yah. My karyotype shows an X and Y chromosome.

 

You are religious?

Religion is subjective, I took sex-ed as a subject at school, therefore sex and it's education is my chosen religion

Make sense?

Yes it does.

 

You are not a human

Or am I? :ehm:

 

Can you tell me how to get to Sesame Street?

Yes. You just turn into the last exit on the higbway to Hell.

 

Why hasn't Mocha Canela replied to my personal message?

Because she is in the middle of getting a temp trade so she can pay bills so she can send tech to some seeders so she can get rich so she can buy more infra so she can afford her bills and move up to Delta and be an IRON super-star by increasing the amount of IRON tech and helpiing her alliance keep moving up the list on the Sanction Race. (Okay, soooo not a stupid answer).

 

How many calories in a 6 oz. bag of black licorice Jelly Belly jelly beans?

Lots.

 

What happens if you find a 20$ bill on the street. You spend it, find out its counterfeit, and get sent to jail for some reason. There you meet a man named Bubba. He says thhat unless you comply with his demands to do the *cencored* woohoo, he'll cut you and kill you. Do you comply with his demands?

Heehee. You said woohoo.

 

Do you play the Sims?

No. I have a real life so I don't need to play a virtual one.

 

What is your name?

Cao Cao :

 

 

 

 

How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

 

 

The way to extrapolate the answer is fairly simple. You see, you simply take the amount of seashells she sold by the seashore in a given day and divide that from the amount of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked(same day of course).

Wood= Seashells/ Pickle peppers.

The way to extrapolate the answer is fairly simple. You see, you simply take the amount of seashells she sold by the seashore in a given day and divide that from the amount of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked(same day of course).

Wood= Seashells/ Pickle peppers.

 

You forgot that you have to carry over the remainder and multiply it by the amount of wood a woodchuck could chuck, based on the assumption of course that a woodchuck could chuck wood

You forgot that you have to carry over the remainder and multiply it by the amount of wood a woodchuck could chuck, based on the assumption of course that a woodchuck could chuck wood

 

You are right Count. That's why you are a count and I'm just a raccoon.

 

How did the Count get purple hair?

Well you see my wig is made from litmus paper

Aaaack! I don't know what to answer! The lack of question has thrown off the balance of the entire universe. Aaaaaaaack! :flail: :flail: :flail: :flail: :flail: :flail: :flail:

 

What shall I have for lunch?

You should have some meleceok denos spiranse.

 

I like you. Do you like me?

I like you because you look like a coloring page. If I could, I would color you in with my Granny Smith Apple green, periwinkle, and goldenrod crayons. Oh, and maybe red for the eyes, to make you a little less adorable and more IRON tough. Or vampirish. Whichever is more intimidating.

 

Why is the sky blue except for when it's not?

The sky is blue because of the angle at which the sun's light hits our atmosphere. Because of the angle AND because of our oxygen content, the sky looks blue to us. (it's stupid because of slight errors which I demand the reader to find).

 

Where did you get your name from??

My mom and dad, silly! (If you really want to know, you have to ask me in a not-so-stupid thread).

 

What do beetles do for fun?

Beetles do the jidderbug for fun duh!!!!

 

What would happen if I downed a whole bottle of tequila?

Youd become the president of pants-on-the-ground world with a giant teddy bear, then wake up, and wonder why the rest of the people in your classroom are staring at you dancing with your pants down on the teachers desk.

 

How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck norris?

See above answers for the same question

 

What would happen if I declared war on Theophilos?

You cant. the puniness of your nation restricts you from doing so. =P

 

oooo what does this button do?

It makes you self-destruct.

 

What would happen if I would eat a strip of bacon when I dont like it?

It makes you self-destruct.

 

What would happen if I would eat a strip of bacon when I dont like it?

Boom goes the dynamite.