Ok so the topic explains most of it

Example:

Why is the sky blue?

Because it hates the color black.

 

Ok so i will start this off:

 

Why did i restart this thread?

Kinda. The older I get, the easier I am to pick up.

 

Coffee/Tea:

Plain, or dressed up with sugar and all that other mess?

Tea with sugar

 

what is a warchest?

An infinitesimal amount for Matt Miller.

 

What am I thinking about?

How to get the dead body out of you basement.

 

Why do people like chocolate so much?

Because chocolate and ladies go hand in hand.

 

What did I do with the dead body from my basement?

You raped it.

 

Have you tasted bugs?

Some, depends on which bug.

 

What is your favorite bug?

A dead one

 

Favorite type of food?

Beer.

 

Favorite party game?

Wizard Staff

 

Where have I placed my pants now? ...

Where DON'T you leave your pants?

 

Death penalty. Aye? Or Nay?

Aye.

 

Did anyone find CJ's pants?

I thought I saw a goat run off with them...

 

How now, brown cow?

And how! Bow wow.

 

If I drop something and tell people it falls upward because we have no way of knowing which way "up" is, so I've settled on Australia being on the "up side of the world, and thus everything I drop falls toward their sky and my new up, why do they look at me like I'm a lunatic?

because you are a lunatic

 

if I took 3 buckets of coal and placed them in a bucket of water what would happen?

A black hole would swallow the milky way galaxy.

 

Black hole swallowing the milky way galaxy FTW or FTL?

FTW as long as it's a milky way candy bar

 

fat chick, or hotty with issues?

Is the fat chick super nice and does she have money?

Nah fat chick. I'm too crazy to deal with crazy effectively. That's just prison time for one or both of us there... Or me killed in my sleep.

 

 

50 million dollars and a raging case of full blown AIDS or dirt poor and healthy?

dirt poor and healthy.

 

 

 

would you be willing to throw the switch/ pull the triger etc. for an execution of the murderer of a family member ?

Edited June 25, 200917 yr by MIKE1587

With the time they spend on death row I'd prob never get the chance

 

how many IRONers are on IRC right now?

not enough

 

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

I'll keep you posted

 

have you ever cleared a room with a fart?

Yes I have, on many an occasion...

 

Got any gum?

Yes, on the bottom of my shoe. Feel free to take it!

 

What can I do for you today?

Rate me a 10 for famousness and suggest me for a prestigious IRON job.

 

Who would win in a fight, Matt Miller or Chuck Norris, Steven Seagal, and Chuck Liddell?