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Ask a stupid question answer with a stupid one

Started By Guest_notadolfhitler_* , Mar 09 2009 09:20 PM

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#181
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Posted 30 March 2009 - 04:12 PM

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A square who tumbled down the mountain.

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Posted 30 March 2009 - 06:43 PM

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In the Caves..

Why were the first men hairy.. i mean like a bushman?
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Posted 30 March 2009 - 08:16 PM

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Because chicks considered hairy men to be hot.

Why do we call a boxing ring a "ring" but it isn't a ring at all, it's square?
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Posted 30 March 2009 - 10:14 PM

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Because it has 4 corners, Duh

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Posted 30 March 2009 - 10:38 PM

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Too much testosterone, and, if they just got in there and made muffins, no one would watch.

What is the square root of 793.452?
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Posted 31 March 2009 - 12:08 AM

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the same as the shortest path between two dots

What is the shortest distance between the earth and the Omega Nebula?
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Posted 31 March 2009 - 12:53 AM

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A curved line.

If you are traveling at the speed of light in the dark and turn on your headlights, will you be able to see them?
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Posted 31 March 2009 - 04:47 AM

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yes, will be able to see them in the hospital beds..

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Posted 31 March 2009 - 07:46 AM

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because you are going just over warp 1

How do you save a republicrat from drowning?


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Posted 31 March 2009 - 10:09 AM

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To save a republicrat from drowning you take your foot off his head :P

why is welder's avy so awesome?!?!?

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Posted 31 March 2009 - 02:00 PM

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because welder isnt awesome... ;p

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Posted 31 March 2009 - 03:40 PM

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At home drinking her coffee with the Mad Hatter.

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Posted 31 March 2009 - 03:58 PM

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I did so I could see elk from miles away

how many people does it take to drill an ice-hole?

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Posted 31 March 2009 - 04:51 PM

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Trick Question: It already has a hole in it!

My arm has come off, should I go to a hospital?

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Posted 31 March 2009 - 06:07 PM

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No, that takes too much time. Situations like these is why the good lord made blow torches.

Would the world be a better place if celebrities were only celebrities because the national past time was hunting celebrities?


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Posted 31 March 2009 - 06:38 PM

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Undoubtably, for a few weeks anyway

I have MRSA, should I tell a doctor?

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Posted 31 March 2009 - 06:44 PM

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no, consult the doctor..oops havin said that i am one... :P
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Posted 31 March 2009 - 06:45 PM

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what's the most effective way to enter the history books without outside help?

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Posted 31 March 2009 - 06:48 PM

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you do it yourself, simple.

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Posted 31 March 2009 - 07:09 PM

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Otherwise we wouldn't be able to ask that question.

Why did you run out of tissues?

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