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Ask a stupid question answer with a stupid one

Started By Guest_notadolfhitler_* , Mar 09 2009 09:20 PM

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Posted 04 April 2009 - 09:30 AM

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when the light refracts just so...

What happens when I divide by zero?


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Posted 04 April 2009 - 04:50 PM

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you get hero... zero=hero ;)

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Posted 04 April 2009 - 11:10 PM

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when some guy dreamed it up in his head while taking a poo

if 1 song is = to 5 songs, then 4 songs make a musical. So, if the 1 song is greater than 4 songs what does it make?

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Posted 04 April 2009 - 11:25 PM

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(Pi*34*99^5)/7668 should give you it :P

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Posted 04 April 2009 - 11:38 PM

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don't kick me in the balls :P

how many IRONer's does it take to bake a cake?

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Posted 05 April 2009 - 01:10 AM

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Err 3 one to get the stuff one to bake it and one to finish it off with a nuke :P

How does it feel to chew 5 gum?

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Posted 05 April 2009 - 01:20 AM

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the same as chewing 10 gum

how many times does Derenna's avy bounce before changing direction?

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Posted 05 April 2009 - 01:47 AM

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6 or 7

How long can you watch Derenna's avvy boounce before having a seizure?
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Posted 05 April 2009 - 10:28 AM

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I wouldnt watch it at all..

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Posted 05 April 2009 - 03:11 PM

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You scream Achtung Baby!!!! in German bars when you want to get a sexy girl's attention.


How many sexy girls are there in Germany?
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Why are german girls hot?
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Because they are German.

Which country has hotter girls, U.S, France, Germany, or Australia?
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Posted 05 April 2009 - 03:52 PM

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AUSTRALIA! :wub:
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Posted 05 April 2009 - 03:53 PM

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AUSTRALIA! :wub:

Why do chicks in europe, walk naked in beaches?
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Posted 05 April 2009 - 06:44 PM

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Because they can.

Why don't chicks walk naked on EVERY beach?
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Posted 05 April 2009 - 10:00 PM

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Because they'll get a ticket, and if a naked girl could walk on EVERY beach (all at once) you wouldn't wanna look at her anyway.

Pizza?


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Posted 06 April 2009 - 03:23 AM

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No thanks, I've already eaten this evening.

Why would any one put pineapple on their pizza (YEEECHH!!!)
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Posted 06 April 2009 - 08:09 AM

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hey its nice. more like a tropical topping. its yummy.lol http://www.iron-command.com/forum/public/style_emoticons/default/bigemo_harabe_net-18.gif

What would have happened if cheese was banned from being used as a topping in pizzas?
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Posted 06 April 2009 - 02:41 PM

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Pizza sales would drop, black market cheese would be a booming business.


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Posted 06 April 2009 - 02:44 PM

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because it saw a chicken butcher approaching it.

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