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Ask a stupid question answer with a stupid one

Started By Guest_notadolfhitler_* , Mar 09 2009 09:20 PM

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Posted 08 April 2009 - 08:59 AM

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You said the answer. Most men prefer to think from their balls than their brains.. If only men utilised their brains more often then fall prey to their lust.. this world would have been a better and safer place. Its a fact, face it.

Why is the world rotating obliquely and not straight up?
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Posted 08 April 2009 - 10:51 AM

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because that would make hot dogs round balls instead of links :P

why do hot women always go for money no mater how bad a guy looks?

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Posted 08 April 2009 - 10:53 AM

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Because money enables them to rent good looking guys.

Where am I off to?


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Posted 08 April 2009 - 10:55 AM

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you are off to see the wizard of oz

why is PA's avy so funny?

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Posted 08 April 2009 - 08:12 PM

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Because he can use google!

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Posted 08 April 2009 - 08:24 PM

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because they shoot salad out of their bum (aka, "salad shooters") :D

why is derenna's cat 1/2 scorpion or lizard?

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Posted 08 April 2009 - 09:16 PM

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because it is confused.

Why am I putting off going to the DMV?


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Posted 08 April 2009 - 09:25 PM

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because you don't think they will have tickets to the lakers game

why would someone go to the DMV to buy tickets to a lakers game?

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Posted 08 April 2009 - 09:31 PM

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Because drugs are bad, mmmkay?

What kind of wood would you chuck, woodchuck, if you were a woodchuck chucking wood?


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Posted 08 April 2009 - 09:36 PM

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i would chuck no wood because i'm not a woodchuck chucking wood, i'm a woodchuck chucking chunks of saladshooters

did that make more sense than if I were to say "just because i'm your woodchuck's daddy doesn't mean I chuck wood"?

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Posted 08 April 2009 - 09:43 PM

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Possibly, but you are missing out on a rewarding career chucking wood.

If wood were chucked, and you were the woodchuck chucking the wood would you chuck your woodchuck wood at irritating non woodchuck targets oh, great woodchuck, chucker of wood?


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Posted 08 April 2009 - 09:50 PM

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I'm not a woodchuck, but I keep one around so I can use his chucked wood for target shooting

what is a spamwich made of?

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Posted 09 April 2009 - 12:20 AM

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spamwich = a normal meal in Hawaii that has spam between two prices of pineapple

What is spam made out of?

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Posted 09 April 2009 - 10:44 AM

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spam is made out of IRONers having fun on the IRON boards

how many trees can a beaver take out before morning?

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Posted 09 April 2009 - 11:49 AM

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I have no idea.

How should i know this fact?
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Posted 09 April 2009 - 01:54 PM

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because no one else (not even I) know it

what do you use to catch big fish with?

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Your hand

Why is it agenst the rules at my school to speak German?

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Posted 09 April 2009 - 01:57 PM

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because they hate german food

why don't the schools in the USA make the mexicans that come here, speak freakin english?

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because it will make then look like they hate Mexicans....

Why does the US think it's betetr then every other country?

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because we were untill we racked everything up on debt, sent all our manufacturing overseas, and are now starting to take away our rights. But now we almost suck just as much as the euro countries ;) :P. However the main point is we ran out of spam :D.

Why are politicians so corrupt?

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