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Ask a stupid question answer with a stupid one

Started By Guest_notadolfhitler_* , Mar 09 2009 09:20 PM

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Posted 24 June 2009 - 04:07 AM

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Where have I placed my pants now? ...
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Posted 24 June 2009 - 05:44 AM

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Where DON'T you leave your pants?

Death penalty. Aye? Or Nay?


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Posted 24 June 2009 - 06:09 AM

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Aye.

Did anyone find CJ's pants?
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Posted 24 June 2009 - 08:01 AM

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I thought I saw a goat run off with them...

How now, brown cow?


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Posted 24 June 2009 - 08:07 AM

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And how! Bow wow.

If I drop something and tell people it falls upward because we have no way of knowing which way "up" is, so I've settled on Australia being on the "up side of the world, and thus everything I drop falls toward their sky and my new up, why do they look at me like I'm a lunatic?


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Posted 24 June 2009 - 10:04 AM

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because you are a lunatic :P

if I took 3 buckets of coal and placed them in a bucket of water what would happen?

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Posted 25 June 2009 - 01:54 AM

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A black hole would swallow the milky way galaxy.

Black hole swallowing the milky way galaxy FTW or FTL?
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Posted 25 June 2009 - 04:16 PM

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FTW as long as it's a milky way candy bar :P

fat chick, or hotty with issues?

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Posted 25 June 2009 - 04:28 PM

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Is the fat chick super nice and does she have money?
Nah fat chick. I'm too crazy to deal with crazy effectively. That's just prison time for one or both of us there... Or me killed in my sleep.


50 million dollars and a raging case of full blown AIDS or dirt poor and healthy?


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Posted 25 June 2009 - 05:30 PM

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dirt poor and healthy.



would you be willing to throw the switch/ pull the triger etc. for an execution of the murderer of a family member ?

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Posted 25 June 2009 - 05:38 PM

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With the time they spend on death row I'd prob never get the chance

how many IRONers are on IRC right now?

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Posted 25 June 2009 - 05:40 PM

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not enough

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?


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Posted 25 June 2009 - 05:42 PM

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I'll keep you posted

have you ever cleared a room with a fart?

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Posted 25 June 2009 - 06:22 PM

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Yes I have, on many an occasion...

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Posted 25 June 2009 - 06:48 PM

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Posted 25 June 2009 - 07:35 PM

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Posted 25 June 2009 - 08:49 PM

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matt FTW

do boobs float?

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Posted 25 June 2009 - 10:41 PM

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depends if they are real or not.

Do you like boobs?
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Posted 26 June 2009 - 09:23 PM

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yes, but they are not my fav :P

when you combine 2 things into 1 what do you call it?

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Posted 27 June 2009 - 04:52 AM

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Ingenuity.

Who would win in a fight CJ or JC?
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