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Ask a stupid question answer with a stupid one

Started By Guest_notadolfhitler_* , Mar 09 2009 09:20 PM

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Posted 26 March 2009 - 10:21 PM

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Of course!! They all like carrots!

Now why does bugs bunny like carrots?
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Posted 27 March 2009 - 01:07 AM

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because daffy don't

who does not like food?

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Posted 27 March 2009 - 03:20 AM

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Posted 27 March 2009 - 08:31 AM

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cos da sun doesnt have a spine

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Posted 27 March 2009 - 10:11 AM

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because we eat carrots

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Posted 27 March 2009 - 11:30 AM

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because they cant SCREAM!

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Posted 27 March 2009 - 12:43 PM

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Posted 27 March 2009 - 02:04 PM

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no wood could be chucked because his wife wouldn't let him.

how much could he chuck if he had a nuke instead?

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Posted 27 March 2009 - 02:46 PM

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Trust me... he wouldnt do that with a nuke in his hand.. i mean how far could he throw :huh: he would have might as well nuked himself :lol:

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Posted 27 March 2009 - 05:52 PM

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His watch, his wedding ring and McDonald's gift certificate

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Posted 27 March 2009 - 06:12 PM

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cos they feel horny.

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Posted 27 March 2009 - 06:13 PM

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Tangled feet and alot of ink.

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Posted 27 March 2009 - 06:16 PM

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Posted 27 March 2009 - 06:19 PM

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Posted 27 March 2009 - 06:20 PM

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They came when Lucifer was kicked out from Eden.

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Posted 27 March 2009 - 06:23 PM

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Posted 27 March 2009 - 06:26 PM

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LionHawk said it.

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Posted 27 March 2009 - 06:29 PM

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xx is 2nd rated movie and xy is a girlie movie (romance with tears)

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I invented movies.

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Posted 27 March 2009 - 06:34 PM

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It came when an airplane crashed into the 'land' of hollywoodland

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