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Ask a stupid question answer with a stupid one
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Guest_notadolfhitler_*
, Mar 09 2009 09:20 PM
#1621
Posted 28 February 2011 - 09:32 PM

You've done a wrong calculation somewhere.
What happens if i welcome Angel to IRON in a minute...?
What happens if i welcome Angel to IRON in a minute...?






Tech sold: 4200+
Nukes Eaten: 8
Times ZI for IRON: 2
91,885 Attacking + 112,893 Defending = 204,778 Casualties
#1622
Posted 28 February 2011 - 10:14 PM

He'll probably be happy.
What happens if I get sucked into the sun?
What happens if I get sucked into the sun?
Nuked 5 times, hoping for more!
#1623
Posted 01 March 2011 - 09:07 AM

you'll get really warm, real quick.
What happens if i tell chuck Norris he's a big fat ..........................................................AH!!!!!!................................
What happens if i tell chuck Norris he's a big fat ..........................................................AH!!!!!!................................






Tech sold: 4200+
Nukes Eaten: 8
Times ZI for IRON: 2
91,885 Attacking + 112,893 Defending = 204,778 Casualties
#1624
Posted 01 March 2011 - 04:14 PM

I think that question has allready been answered with a roundhouse kick to the face.
How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck norris?
How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck norris?
#1625
Posted 01 March 2011 - 08:02 PM

How much wood is equal to how many seashells she sold that day by the seashore/ by how many pickled pepper Peter Piper picked that day.
Wood= seashells/pickled peppers.
If I am stuck between a rock and a hardplace where's the door?
Wood= seashells/pickled peppers.
If I am stuck between a rock and a hardplace where's the door?
Nuked 5 times, hoping for more!
#1626
Posted 02 March 2011 - 08:33 PM

In your mind's eye.
What is the velocity of a swallow travelling through the air with a coconut carried in it's beak?
What is the velocity of a swallow travelling through the air with a coconut carried in it's beak?






Tech sold: 4200+
Nukes Eaten: 8
Times ZI for IRON: 2
91,885 Attacking + 112,893 Defending = 204,778 Casualties
#1627
Posted 02 March 2011 - 08:35 PM

In your mind's eye.
What is the velocity of a swallow travelling through the air with a coconut carried in it's beak?
It depends. If it's tired the answer is 42. If it's energized and has just started the trip the answer's >9000.
Is a bird in the hand worth two in the bush?
Nuked 5 times, hoping for more!
#1628
Posted 02 March 2011 - 08:40 PM

If the girl is enjoying it, yes.
How dodgy can you make your next answer?
How dodgy can you make your next answer?






Tech sold: 4200+
Nukes Eaten: 8
Times ZI for IRON: 2
91,885 Attacking + 112,893 Defending = 204,778 Casualties
#1629
Posted 02 March 2011 - 09:35 PM

I don't know. It depends on the question, time of day, and how I feel during reply.
How much is (pi X e) / googol?
How much is (pi X e) / googol?
Nuked 5 times, hoping for more!
#1630
Posted 03 March 2011 - 08:04 PM

I believe the answer is a flying fish raised to the 5th power.
How many hot dogs can a hot dog eating champ eat?
How many hot dogs can a hot dog eating champ eat?
Bludshot
"My downfall raises me to infinite heights."
Medals/ Decorations
Spoiler
#1631
Posted 03 March 2011 - 08:34 PM

not as many as me.
Would you.....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2a4gyJsY0mc&feature=related
...with him/her?
Would you.....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2a4gyJsY0mc&feature=related
...with him/her?






Tech sold: 4200+
Nukes Eaten: 8
Times ZI for IRON: 2
91,885 Attacking + 112,893 Defending = 204,778 Casualties
#1632
Posted 07 March 2011 - 04:45 AM

Too lazy to press play....
Would you press play for me?
Would you press play for me?
Bludshot
"My downfall raises me to infinite heights."
Medals/ Decorations
Spoiler
#1633
Posted 07 March 2011 - 04:54 PM

Nope. I'm even lazier.
If you are what you eat, then what are you?
If you are what you eat, then what are you?
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#1634
Posted 07 March 2011 - 09:36 PM

Bloated. Nah, i'm a mustard chicken, on a baked potato, covered in broccoli and green beans.
What is your favorite vegetable?
What is your favorite vegetable?






Tech sold: 4200+
Nukes Eaten: 8
Times ZI for IRON: 2
91,885 Attacking + 112,893 Defending = 204,778 Casualties
#1635
Posted 08 March 2011 - 03:48 PM

The couch potato.
Are you living the American Dream?
Are you living the American Dream?
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#1636
Posted 08 March 2011 - 07:23 PM

I'm living the English dream.
Have you heard the calling of the "Manifest Destiny"?
Have you heard the calling of the "Manifest Destiny"?






Tech sold: 4200+
Nukes Eaten: 8
Times ZI for IRON: 2
91,885 Attacking + 112,893 Defending = 204,778 Casualties
#1637
Posted 08 March 2011 - 08:44 PM

I don't manifest myself into destinities.
If beauty lies in the eye of the beholder, then where is the brains?
If beauty lies in the eye of the beholder, then where is the brains?
Nuked 5 times, hoping for more!
#1638
Posted 09 March 2011 - 12:42 AM

Zombies ate them.
Why are people so frightened of zombies, anyway?
Why are people so frightened of zombies, anyway?
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#1639
Posted 09 March 2011 - 05:01 PM

because people realize that we're zombies in the way we live our lives. It's just, they're not afraid of doing what they love. Which is eating brains.
Why are people afraid of spiders?
Why are people afraid of spiders?






Tech sold: 4200+
Nukes Eaten: 8
Times ZI for IRON: 2
91,885 Attacking + 112,893 Defending = 204,778 Casualties
#1640
Posted 09 March 2011 - 06:18 PM

Because when we're sleeping, the spiders will crawl into our mouths, down our throats, and into our stomachs, where they will hatch their egg sacs of hundreds of baby spiders who will then devour our organs until we die. At least, that is what I tell my kids.
Do dragons like to eat jalapeños?
Do dragons like to eat jalapeños?
Edited by Mocha Canela, 09 March 2011 - 06:18 PM.
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