Don't know if it has been done before, but anyway

 

The goal is to the hill, through your own creative way of throwing off the current king of the hill:

fx Eliphas lobs penguins, at (name) and takes the hill, then then next person can post their own creative way of taking the hill from the person above

 

I take the hill!

Edited January 2, 201115 yr by Eliphas

[me] hits Eliphas off hill with bat. I own hill.

Anaxphone dons cleats before throwing buckets of grease on the hill. Watching Blade 619, slide past, he merrily claims the top.

Blade 619 disguises himself as a rock... when at the top of the hill he simply knocks Anaxaphones knees down and watches him slide down his own grease!

Eliphas plays on a guitar, plugged into a huge amp, blasting Blade 619 off the hill. Eliphas takes the hill.

Unplugs your amp. Shoots you with a crossbow and builds a castle on top of the hill and fills it with guards.

 

*Sits in mah throneroom, on the hill, that i now own.*

al0ex1234 lay siege to Kaido's castle with an army of undead solder for seven days until Kaido's guards revolt and disband. now it is my hill i also reinforce the castle and lay out a sophisticated network of traps and false entrances to stop any one from entering

I choose you CHUCK NORRIS!!!!!

 

Chuck Norris round house kicks the hill, all on the hill including al0ex1234 are wiped from the space time continueum. The Hill itself no longer exists, it has become a crater larger than that of the grand canyon.

 

I'm king of the Crater. Chuck got bored and decided to go kill Peru.

 

:awesomeiron:

Blade 619 climbs onto a neighbouring hill from where he headshots Blahblahblah with a railgun thus crownign himself king of the hill.

Unfortunately for Blade619, that was a meare blah in my army of cloned blah's!!! They storm the hill overthrowing Blade, and start making fortifications to stand against the next person who opposes me.

using my awesome powers to control space and time i escape from chuck norris's kick and go back in time to when blahblahblah was just a baby and kill him then i go back to the present in the alternate time-line so there aren't Blah clones on the hill thus i control the hill. i also put fortifications made of depleted uranium that has MAC cannons and highly trained snipers

Liam Neeson takes pity on my dead, lifeless baby corpse. So he uses some of the pure awesomeness he possessess to bring me back to life. I then go on to use the awesomeness of Liam Neeson to create a Gorog. Which goes on to crush al0ex1234, leaving me to put on a Rad suit and take the hill

just before the gorog crushes me scotty beams me up to the enterprise where i mock u for putting on a rad suit for depleted uranium then i beam back down to earth and nuke the hill then i control an identical hill that is 50 miles away from it (i dont bother claiming the crater) and set up a deflector shield with 50 elites that have energy swords in it so thus i control the hill

Edited January 11, 201115 yr by al0ex1234

As a point delepted uranium is still radioactive and is likely to cause an increase in birth defects and cancers in parts of the world it was used in conflict.

 

By using an overshield I sneak up to your base undeteced and backstab everythin. My hill.

Due to the Rad suit being ineffective, i grow 8 arms and 10 penises. At which point i decide to use my awesome mutation and super powers (immortal) to buy blade619 into a body lock and throw him into the crater. Breaking his neck. MY hill and crater and nuked him.

using the powers of the dragon balls my friends wish me back to life :speak_cool: and they also wish blah was dead my hill i also create an under ground bunker system with a self destruct button guarded by robots with highly sensitive senses

Using heavy equipment, I just take the hill out from under all of you and drive away very fast. The hill is mine!

Unfortunately for Qaianna, I rise again, (due to the immortallity thingy Liam neeson gave me) and set up tyre stingers on the road ahead. I pull out a huge claymore. Then as Qaianna goes over the stinger i slice him, and the hill in half. I then super glue the hill together and sit on ma hill, with ma claymore and lol at you all

using a major amount of acid with a ph of 0 and dissolves blah and the hill then i go in a space ship and create a base on a new hill on the moon my hill :awesomeiron:

From my safe base on Mars, and laughing as my decoy is felled, I move into position. I bring the base with, and use it to neutralise the acid that had dissolved the hill. The hill is now mine! And salty.

Bernard sends his Ninja cat to assassinate Qaianna and takes the hill!

 

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my ashes float on the breeze, and due to immortality i reform inside BernarddeTremelay's body, causing him to litterally explode. I am what is left. I own the hill.

Eliphas unleashes a swarm of killerbees, and gently walks to the hilltop, watching blahblah scurrying away in fear.

Eliphas takes the hill!

Edited January 14, 201115 yr by Eliphas

blah's ashes chuck honey at the bees subdueing them. Alien facehugger, released from it's case by blahblahblah's ashes jumps on Eliphas, and whilst he is screaming on the floor and being infected with an alien parasite. blah's ashes blown by the breeze sit on top of the hill again.

blah's ashes chuck honey at the bees subdueing them. Alien facehugger, released from it's case by blahblahblah's ashes jumps on Eliphas, and whilst he is screaming on the floor and being infected with an alien parasite. blah's ashes blown by the breeze sit on top of the hill again.

MaggotLeader steps over Eliphas, and walks up the hill, I pull a vacuum cleaner and clean up blahs ashes...then i walk down the hill to dump them in my cats litter box and walk back up the hill, im on top haha

Edited January 15, 201115 yr by MaggotLeader