i bring a soviet bomber i fuck this block and i build a giant fort with the best defence....no one can destroy its walls or the roof

 

thats the way i take the "hill"

Edited July 3, 201412 yr by yiannakis

I dig a tunnel, create cavities in the foundation of your giant fort, and fill those cavities with bombs, then seal everything and remote detonate. Grab a chair, place it where the fort used to be, and sit down.  I take crater, lol.

then i bring a bulldoze and bury u....at the end i put a bed on it and i sleep

I take the hill next door then hit you with a black hole bomb.

i throw  on you  lots of ants and you run away like a rabbit......AND I CAPTURE THE HILL

I hire an anteater and a maneater..... my hill.

I smack you with a trout... my hill

And i buy all of China to take the hill

Nuke China and take over the new hill that's formed

A 9.0 magnitude shakes the ground and the old hill falls. Then the plates erupts and crash together to form the biggest hill on earth. I take it. 

I tunnel under the hill, placing a spring pad under Road2Victory.  It is activated, and he flies away.  I take the hill.

I come back with floating hill and I fire laser beam and erase the trace of Nick the Great's. I place my flag on the hill and claim it is mine. 

Snipes Road2victory from afar, "Boom Headshot."  Takes hill

Quick scopes Rhizoctonia with one shot and places flag on the hill that read "Road2Victory was here"