After being thoroughly grossed out by maggotleaders sig. I launch a thermonuclear warhead at the hill. Killing anything within a 5 mile radius.

 

I don a hazmat suit and stand in what is now, My crater.

blah's ashes misteriously react with all the rubbish/poo in MaggotLeader's cat box. Forming a sludgy liquid, which evaporates into a cloud, then due to the acidity of the cloud (caused by global warming) the cloud of blah rains down a brown/yellow acidic liquid which errodes away at MaggotLeader until he is nothing but a patch of soggy bones. Blah's sludge forms together at the top of the Hill. Win!

Knowing Blahblah is acidic, eliphas throws base (opposite of acid) and watches blahblah dissolve. The remains of blah blah slides down the hill as Eliphas conquers the hill!

After Goku taught oneshoto the power to teleport, he teleported right behind Eliphas and shot Eliphas with a bazooka and enjoyed the fireworks as the rocket that carried Eliphas exploded while sitting on the throne.

i was ignored.

I get the hill out of pity.

So was I. Pity^2 for me. Hill is mine again.

*throws rocks at your face*

 

My hill rockface!

After killing Peru chuck norris returns!!! Seeing the immortal blob blah has become, he spit's on me returning me to my former self, then once again walks up to Kaido and roundhouse kicks him. Wiping him from the space-time contiunum. Due to the size of the 1CNRhK, a black hole appears where the hill should have been.

 

My black hole!!!

I call upon the powers of the almighty admin.

Your black hole has been moderated xP

My hill

Man that's a f****** awesome way to take the hill.

 

But, I use haxx and l33t and steal the hill back off you.

I use Micheal Westen.

 

My hill!

I send in an army of bimbos. Which pull you away to the bedroom! :wink2:

 

I get the hill! :flail:

I become a sex god and your bimbos become useless. I whack you away with my...... girth.... MY hill. :awesomeiron: :awesomeiron:

I send my paid hookers to seduce you. Then I casually walk up and hill and take it.

Edited January 21, 201115 yr by PM Berlusconi

I send in your wife, who nags at you to go get dinner for you both,

 

My hill.

I throw a grenade at the top of the hill blowing you off it. The hill be mine!

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Edited January 22, 201115 yr by al0ex1234

after i am revived and made immortal by the necromancers i kill berlusconi with a 50 cal head shot blowing up his head in a gory mess :suicidebastard: kind of like that except gorier then summon a bunch of monsters to protect the hill did i mention that the monsters have bullet proof skin hill is mine :awesomeiron:

Edited January 22, 201115 yr by al0ex1234

*fires nukes at you and your monsters* Hill be mine!

uses a n00b tube. My hill.

i turn blah into ashes with a flamethrower my hill

I press...THE BIG. RED. BUTTON!!!

A giant meteor appears in the sky. Growing larger and larger untill it finally collides with earth, splitting the continent into 5 parts with a bone shattering neuclear explosion. The hill is destroyed. Me and my men build from a newly formed foundation, building anew, a castle of epic proportions.

My hill. =P

Due to being immortal as we had already discussed this earlier, the flamethrower does jacks**t against me. I walk into your hill Nalydmerc and pwn you and your guys. My hill.

bombs Blah off of the hill and stands on it. It's mine... for the next few minutes at least...

notices Reias is alseep so walks up, guts him and takes the hill.