lols at you all for trying to kill me, an immortal, so locks blade under the hill. My hill.

i call upon Zuse to banish blah to the underworld where Hades sends u to the pit of Tartus where it is impossible to escape try to get ur self out of this one blah now the hill be mine. also Zuse protects the hill :awesomeiron:

Edited January 25, 201115 yr by al0ex1234

"Oh Chuck Norris!" he round house kicks Hades, destroying the underworld. Then puts a straw in the pit of Tartus, sucking me and the pit up. He spits me out, walks up to Zeus and says: " " Zeus realises Chuck Norris would kick his *ss so leaves. My hill.

Picks the hill out from under you and moves it to a new location, and claims it as her own.

my ninja cats kill rice my hill

I program a computer to repeat the Fibonacci sequence forever eventually causing a temporal loop in which the universe oscillates between existence and nonexistence for all time. Being outside the temporal loop I am able to stroll in and take the hill.

ahh but u forgot i can control time and space (look on page 1) so i am also out side of the temporal loop i go back in time and kill all ur ancestors up until the 1760's my hill also the oscillations stop :awesomeiron:

Charges hill with an army of Space Wolves then marks territory.

 

Hill is now eternally property of the Imperium of Man and the Space Wolves.

 

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/b/bd/Imperial_eagle.jpg

I get a spacewolf cub to piss on a cardboard box, allowing me to sneak past your wolves. I then distribute steaks laced with sedetives and when the wolves pass out I club them to death and take over the hill

SpaceWolves are from warhammer, and are not wolves, they're guys in huge *ss armour. For that FAIL i send in this guy:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Af4OOFNWp2Q

He sends you mad with his droning, my hill.

i get a group of witches to revoke blahs immortality using a special spell then i shoot blah in the head with a 50 cal sniper my hill then i put a invincible shield over the hill with a bunch of gauss cannons and gauss machine guns

Dammit and I thought I was being really clever with my MGS reference

 

I confuse you with a dainty Irish jig whilst the forcefield slowly fills with sleeping gas to which I am immune. You fall asleep and the hill is mine

Edited January 26, 201115 yr by Count Rhinehart

In my madness I go into a rampage and head butt you off the hill.

 

MY hill.

i send a minitor after u and after several minutes of fighting u lose my hill

I send a minor after you and the cops. After few minutes you get caught :awesomeiron:

 

My hill

I amass an army of toy soldiers to prod you off the hill.

 

My hill.

I convince your toy soldiers that they are actually only toys, giving them a temporary crisis of faith. I then pull out a MAC 10 and smoke you fools. My hill

i send an army of killer poler bears my hill

I send the studs for the woman and the most beautiful babes you guys have ever seen over the hill you all follow with your tongues hanging out. And I take the hill.

Count Rhinehart is too distracted by Florence's babes to be bothered with retaliation. Florence keeps the hill

Count Rhinehart, for the moment...

Confused, but takes the hill anyway.

i use a trance like state to avoid being distracted my army of poler bears maul u to death my hill

I show your polar bear scenes from March of the Penguins. They are overtaken by bloodlust and kill you. When they leave to go penguin hunting I take the hill

I ask you nicely to leave, you being the nice guy, you do.

 

My hill. Bloodless Coup anyone? :awesomeiron: :awesomeiron: :awesomeiron: :awesomeiron: :awesomeiron: