I register as a refugee with the UNHCR and using my touching story of escape from opression manage to build a global movement pushing for my repatriation to the hill. Eventually the UN Security council declares that any non-Rhinehart occupation of the hill is illegal and a major international force joins together to return me to my natural home. Once in power I declare all previous occupants of the hill criminals and have them summarily executed. The hill is subsequently renamed 'The Capitol Hill of the County of Qwertopia' and a reign of peace and prosperity begins. My hill

I just bombed the hill killed them all..

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The hill is mine now.

I don my radioactive suit and become the only individual capable of claiming such a contaminated hill. My hill.

being immortal thanks to the necromancers i am not affected by radiation so i kill rice panda :axehead: my hill

being immortal too, (read first few pages) me and al0ex1234 fight it out on the hill, till due to the awesomeness Chuck Norris gave me (middle somewhere) i manage to throw al0ex1234 off the hill. My hill.

Me and my undead panda army rise and reclaim the hill! Revenge!

Seeing as you are immortal I come in with a katana and cut off both your heads. Once the quickening is over I claim the hill

(That's a Highlander reference and is perfectly logical)

I send in Wagbo. My hill.

i take my tanks and becoem king

Again dropped the big one!

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Now the hill is mine.

send in my army of drag queens. Who scare you away. My hill

I come back with an army of jehova's witnesses missionaries. They bug you until you agree to convert. When you abandon the hill to go do missionary work I take control

i get cf and kill your army i am king

i use a supergiantdoctorrocketsciencemonsterwithcapabilitiestodestroytheentireunvierse to kick your bum bum. My hill.

glof comes in and kills your army glof is now king

When you hear my mechanical armor coming up the hill you all run in fear, and I take the hill.

we come back with java tanks and u run away we are king aigan

i send in a really peed off florence, who in power-armour rips your tanks apart.Our hill.

i send in hot guys my hill

Too many Fallout references!!! I bring the road warriors with me for some post-apocalyptic battle with the brotherhood of steel and we kick your asses. my hill

Well its time to get serious, the Brotherhood Of Steel programs the robot and wipes you all out... My Hill

I send in my tame behemoth which tears apart the Brotherhood of Steel, then i come in with a big daddy and blow you to smithereens. My hill.

i attack with a army of A's and kill you all i am king

Due to my immortality (pg. 1) i just shrug off your army and send in Mr. Robotnik who pwns your n00by ass!

i send in CF and i am king now