Raoul Duke: How long could we maintain? I wondered. How long until one of us starts raving and jabbering at this boy? What will he think then? This same lonely desert was the last known home of the Manson family; will he make that grim connection when my attorney starts screaming about bats and huge manta rays coming down on the car? If so, well, we'll just have to cut his head off and bury him somewhere, 'cause it goes without saying that we can't turn him loose. He'd report us at once to some kind of outback Nazi law enforcement agency and they'll run us down like dogs. Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me? - Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

Pulp Fiction - 1994

Jules Winnfield [to Ringo]: There's this passage I got memorized. Ezekiel 25:17. "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is The Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you." I been saying that **** for years. And if you heard it, that meant your ass. I never gave much thought to what it meant. I just thought it was some cold-blooded **** to say to a mother****er before I popped a cap in his ass. But I saw some **** this morning made me think twice. See, now I'm thinking, maybe it means you're the evil man, and I'm the righteous man, and Mr. 9 millimeter here, he's the shepherd protecting my righteous ass in the valley of darkness. Or it could mean you're the righteous man and I'm the shepherd and it's the world that's evil and selfish. I'd like that. But that **** ain't the truth. The truth is, you're the weak, and I'm the tyranny of evil men. But I'm trying, Ringo. I'm trying real hard to be the shepherd.

I am a movie quoting mother effer!

 

From Snatch:

 

[Tyrone just backed into Franky Four Fingers' van]

Tyrone: I didn't see it there.

Vinny: It's a four ton truck, Tyrone. Its not as if it's a packet of ****ing peanuts, is it?

Tyrone: It was a funny angle.

[All three turn and look back at the truck]

Vinny: It's behind you Tyrone. Whenever you reverse, things come from behind you.

 

From A Few Good Men:

 

Col. Jessep: You see Danny, I can deal with the bullets, and the bombs, and the blood. I don't want money, and I don't want medals. What I do want is for you to stand there in that faggoty white uniform and with your Harvard mouth extend me some ****ing courtesy. You gotta ask me nicely

 

Just a couple of my many favorite quotes!

Love all these movies

 

Snatch:

 

Brick Top: And when you got your six pieces, you gotta get rid of them, because it's no good leaving it in the deep freeze for your mum to discover, now is it? Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies' digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sievin' through pig ****, now do you? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, "as greedy as a pig".

Every Die Hard movie-

 

Yippee-ki-yay mother F***er

 

FMJ

 

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: How tall are you, private?

Private Cowboy: Sir, five-foot-nine, sir.

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Five-foot-nine, I didn't know they stacked s*** that high!

 

unfortunately too many quotes from FMJ aren't clean enough for here lol...

Basically Fear and Loathing in its entirety, but here is one of my favs aside from my signature.

 

"Tell me, about the f**king golf shoes!"

Apocolypse Now...

 

 

COLONEL

Your mission is to proceed up the

Nung River in a navy patrol boat,

pick up Colonel Kurtz's path at Nu

Mung Ba, follow it, learn what you

can along the way. When you find

the colonel, infiltrate his team

by whatever means available, and

terminate the colonel's command.

 

WILLARD

(to General)

Terminate...the colonel?

 

GENERAL

He's out there operating without

any decent restraint, totally beyond

the pale of any acceptable human

conduct. And he is still on the

field commanding troops.

 

CIVILIAN

Terminate with extreme prejudice.

_________________________________________________________________

 

 

KILGORE

You smell that? Do you smell that?

 

LANCE

What?

 

KILGORE

 

Napalm, son. Nothing else in the

world smells like that.

 

I love the smell of napalm in the

morning. You know, one time we

had a hill bombed for twelve

hours...and when it was all over,

I walked up. We didn't find one

of them, not one stinking dink

body. The smell, you know that

gasoline smell? The whole hill-

smelled like...........victory.

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The Big Lebowski

 

Jesus Quintana: You ready to be f***ed, man? I see you rolled your way into the semis. Dios mio, man. Liam and me, we're gonna f**k you up.

The Dude: Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man.

Jesus Quintana: Let me tell you something, pendejo. You pull any of your crazy s**t with us, you flash a piece out on the lanes, I'll take it away from you, stick it up your a$$ and pull the f***ing trigger 'til it goes "click."

The Dude: Jesus.

Jesus Quintana: You said it, man. Nobody f**ks with the Jesus.

Walter Sobchak: Eight-year-olds, Dude.

The Outlaw Jose Wales.....

 

Bounty hunter #1: You're wanted, Wales.

Josey Wales: Reckon I'm right popular. You a bounty hunter?

Bounty hunter #1: A man's got to do something for a living these days.

Josey Wales: Dyin' ain't much of a living, boy.

"Dillon.....You son of a Bitch *clap*"

Po: There is no charge for awesomeness!

Quote from Kung Fu Panda 1

 

Shifu: The day you were chosen as a dragon warrior was the worst day of my life!

Quote from Kung Fu Panda 2

"I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you. " Liam Neeson, Taken.

Walt Kowalski: Jesus, Joseph and Mary. These Hmong broads are like badgers.

 

Walt Kowalski: I once fixed a door that wasn't even broken yet.

 

Gran Torino

"I am Bruce Almighty. My will be DONE!"

Quote from Bruce Almighty.

You're going to look pretty silly with that knife sticking out of your ass.--Clint Eastwood as the Stranger in Pale Rider

"You do what you love, and fuck the rest." 

-Little Miss Sunshine

 

"Robert better not get in my face....'cause I'll drop that motherfucker"

-Step brothers

 

"It's that can't eat, can't sleep, reach for the stars, over the fence world series kind of feeling"

-It Takes Two

 

Once More Into The Fray

Into the last good fight I'll ever know

Live and die on this day

Live and die on this day

 

-The Grey

Will Munny:
Who's the fellow owns this shithole?

[pause]

Will Munny:
You, fat man. Speak up.

Skinny Dubois:
Uh, I... I own this establishment. I bought the place from Greeley for a thousand dollars.

[Will levels the shotgun, and speaks to someone standing behind Skinny]

Will Munny:
You better clear outta there.

Man:
Yes, sir.

[scampers out of the way]

Little Bill Daggett:
Just hold it right there. Hold it...!

[Will shoots Skinny. Screaming, the women scatter upstairs]

Little Bill Daggett:
Well, sir, you are a cowardly son of a bitch! You just shot an unarmed man!

Will Munny:
Well, he should have armed himself if he's going to decorate his saloon with my friend.

 

 

--The Unforgiven