Someone inserts a coin, and the next person tells them what he got from the vending machine.

 

I'll start

 

*inserts coin*

You got a thread with only one reply.

 

 

*Inserts coin*

 

 

*Hibernates for the year*

More than a year.

 

You got the ultimate gravedig

 

*inserts coin*

You got a resurrected spam thread

 

 

Time to wait another 7 years

 

 

*inserts coin*

you got a horrible time gap between these comments

*inserts coins*

You got a response well before you expected to get one.

 

 

Inserts coin

you got a guy who had 2 quarters, but now only has one

*inserts coin* 

dang, all out

Drops his first quarter under the machine, before inserting the second

 

*inserts a quarter*

you got a letter from Goku saying that you are actually Vegeta 

*inserts coin*

you got some coal

 

*inserts 50 cents*

you got a machine that only gives you this explanation for 50 cents

*inserts coin*

You get a smack in the face from a boxing glove gag device. It's a fake machine!

 

*inserts a bolivar... then another... then nine hundred and nintey eight more bolivar coins to make up one US dollar*

you get a note saying "you will be hit by a bus" before getting hit by a train, (what do you expect its a half-arsed fortune machine)

*puts in a silver quarter*

It rattles briefly in the inside before dropping with a ring to the floor. Nothing happens.

 

*inserts a dollar*

it says it only takes goat coins

*inserts a goat coin*

You get to hear a bleating goat.

 

*inserts 1900 shilling*

IM A VENDING MACHIENEENEEE+EIUSHIAHSUIAHS(UAHISUHAS 

the true vending machine stole a coin from you, to keep the thread going

*inserts coin*