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[Beau Vine]

Sadly, I did not log the great Skype strangulation convo, so I don't have a whole lot of material... but come in and share greatest, funniest, weirdest and craziest conversations you've participated in! Bonus points if you hit all 4 categories!

Go, go, go!

[reign of terror]

Check my spoiler for the strangulation convo.

[onbekende]

[23:38] <Mastermind[SOS]> divine intervention got me laid once
[23:39] <Mastermind[SOS]> y u so clever
[23:39] <onbekende> your left hand found its way down south?
[23:39] <Mastermind[SOS]> ya
[23:39] <onbekende> blame NAH
[23:39] <onbekende> he fed me some chem
[23:39] <Mastermind[SOS]> Is he at Uni in Missouri?
[23:40] <onbekende> he is at an uni
[23:40] <onbekende> which or where I got no idea
[23:40] <onbekende> thou I believe he wanted to vacate missoure
[23:40] <Koolaid_Ken> universities suck
[23:40] <Koolaid_Ken>
[23:40] <onbekende> aint stude
[23:40] <Mastermind[SOS]> I see.
[23:40] <Mastermind[SOS]> What's he majoring in?
[23:40] <onbekende> skype thinks he is in St Louis
[23:40] <onbekende> believe it or not, enviromental engineering
[23:41] <onbekende> I laughed
[23:41] <onbekende> and american doing eco stuff
[23:41] <Koolaid_Ken> oh what
[23:41] <Koolaid_Ken> >_>
[23:41] <onbekende> thats like asking a chinese merchent to buy stuff on credit
[23:41] <onbekende> everyone laughs at the idea and buggers off
[[23:42] <Koolaid_Ken> **** the chinese
[23:42] <Koolaid_Ken> red commie bastards
[23:42] <onbekende> and you are?
[23:42] <onbekende> ooo .edu
[23:43] <onbekende> and you frown opun a guy going to uni
[23:43] <onbekende> hahahahaaha
[23:43] <onbekende> americans and there education
[23:43] <Koolaid_Ken>
[23:43] <Koolaid_Ken> >_>
[23:43] <Mastermind> their*
[23:43] <onbekende> you can teach flea's a circus trick before an american knows what way is up

I made some more comments about phazing and neutrino's, but thats above our heads

[Rand0m her0]

Now opening bidding for extracts from the Dorito Files!

Edited by Rand0m her0, 12 September 2011 - 10:00 PM.

[Ivan V]

That's like asking a Chinese merchant to buy stuff on credit?

No, no, that's like asking a Chinese merchant what item is not counterfeited in their store.

[Beau Vine]

<priya91> That's the problem with america, MM. You want God to handle your money problems
<Mastermind[SOS-MoFA]> xD
<Mastermind[SOS-MoFA]> I want God to handle all my problems.
<Mastermind[SOS-MoFA]> I actually don't ask him about money. :>
* priya91 rolls her eyes
<priya91> I'll keep my comments to myself
<Mastermind[SOS-MoFA]> More about school and my mom.
<Beau_Vine[IRON]> Please, share Priya
<Mastermind[SOS-MoFA]> We have a mutual Aries understanding.
<Mastermind[SOS-MoFA]>
<priya91> I would rather not.
<DoctorDoc[MHA|MoIA]> Opinions are like buttholes
<priya91> yes, I shall respect or scorn MM's beliefs in private
<DoctorDoc[MHA|MoIA]> everyones got one, but a lot of them stink
<Mastermind[SOS-MoFA]> ^
<Beau_Vine[IRON]> I kinda got that from second comment, but please nonetheless
<Mastermind[SOS-MoFA]> @ both quite frankly
<Mastermind[SOS-MoFA]> xD
<Mastermind[SOS-MoFA]> So Bel, how long a time table do you have to heal?
<Belari> My own cutoff was today, and last night the thing opened up again
<Beau_Vine[IRON]> please, pretty please?
<Beau_Vine[IRON]> With furs on top
<Mastermind[SOS-MoFA]> uranium*
<Mastermind[SOS-MoFA]> not furs
<Mastermind[SOS-MoFA]> How wide did it open up, Bel?
<Belari> I bled all over my sheets lol
<Mastermind[SOS-MoFA]> How...lovely.
<Beau_Vine[IRON]> first period, Belari? :>
<Belari> indeed
(...)
<Belari> LOL No, Beau.

[Warmongrel]

Fodder

[23:18] <&Warmongrel> Don't feel bad. 98.99% of everyone never respond to me.

[23:19] <&Stagger_Lee> I respond to you Warmongrel <3

[23:19] <&Warmongrel> Stagger_Lee is part of the 1%. *Snickers*

[23:19] <&Stagger_Lee> NOOOOOOO D:

[23:20] <&Stagger_Lee> im sorry Warmongrel im going to have to ignore you from now on

[21:15] <%Auctor> Last time I fought a girl, she beat me to the ground and got all her friends to gang rape me.

23:48] <%Londo> WAIT

[23:48] <%Londo> WAIT

[23:48] <%Londo> he quit?!?!

[23:48] <%Londo> ****

[23:48] <~queenhailee[Olympus]> who quit what?

[23:55] <%J> who quit what

[23:57] <%CaoPai> yay, I'm not the only one confused

[23:57] <BigMacintosh> Thats a change of pace.

[23:58] <%CaoPai> That it is. You people are weird.

[23:58] <%Sigrun[CA]> Londo we all want to know, who quit what, and why do we care?

[00:00] <%Londo> TheMVP

[00:00] <%Londo> he quit IRC

[00:00] <%Londo> and I am sad because I wanted to talk to him

[00:00] <%Londo> as apparently he is now living within a few blocks of me

[00:00] <%Londo> and I can ooc attack him with ease

[00:00] <%Londo> WITH MY FISTS OF RIGHTEOUS FURYYYYYYY

[00:00] <%CaoPai> lol

[00:00] <Rudolph> Tech Raid him

[00:00] * Tezkat[Away] is now known as Tezkat

[00:01] <%Londo> punch him and take his cell phone?

[00:01] <%Sigrun[CA]> hmm a real life tech raid... walk over to his house, break in, start carting off his computer, telephone, tv..

[00:01] <Rudolph> Best thing you can do

[00:01] <Rudolph> And then

[00:01] <Rudolph> While you run off

[00:01] <Rudolph> Yell "Tech Raid"

[00:02] <%Londo> I shout "aggressive ground attack" as I punch him twice

[00:02] <%Londo> then I wait until 1AM EST

[00:02] <%Londo> and do it again.

[00:02] <%Londo> right after update.

[00:02] <%Sigrun[CA]> hahahah

[00:02] <~queenhailee[Olympus]> "Tech Raid Peace Sent"

[00:51] <06%cello[ria]> jackie, please dont press the matter

[00:51] <+blazerboy525> damn you darth

[00:51] <06%cello[ria]> we know youre gay <3

[00:51] <+blazerboy525> you interrupted

[00:51] <06%cello[ria]> its ok

[00:51] <+Darth_Banana[RnR]>

[00:51] <+Darth_Banana[RnR]> ninja'd

[00:51] <+[Sleep]RnR|Jacklint> I think we have covered this before

[00:51] <+[Sleep]RnR|Jacklint> I was gay for like two weeks once :|

[00:51] <+[Sleep]RnR|Jacklint> IT WAS ONLY 2 WEEKS

[00:51] <06%cello[ria]> LOL

[00:51] <+Darth_Banana[RnR]> did you suck your own dick?

[00:51] <+Darth_Banana[RnR]> {

[00:51] <+[Sleep]RnR|Jacklint> No ._.

[00:51] <+blazerboy525> there is no dick sampler pack jack

[00:51] <+blazerboy525> 2 weeks is not an option

[00:51] <+[Sleep]RnR|Jacklint> Well I was gay for myself for like 7 years

[00:52] <+[Sleep]RnR|Jacklint> ._.

[00:52] <+Darth_Banana[RnR]> lmao

[00:52] <06%cello[ria]> i dated a douche for 2 weeks

[00:52] <06%cello[ria]> doesnt mean i only like douches xD

[00:52] <+Darth_Banana[RnR]> did you kick him in the nuts?

[00:52] <06%cello[ria]> oh wait...

[00:52] <06%cello[ria]> been true so far LOL

[19:58] <~Balthier> I think i'm killing my pc.... everything is crashing, 1 at a time

[19:59] <&Ericus> the Balthier Virus

[19:59] * &Ericus goes to update his anti-virus

[19:59] <~Balthier> I always push my PC to the limit

[20:00] <&Ericus> you're to extreme....get a Mac

[20:00] <&Ericus>

[20:00] <&Ericus> >_>

[20:00] * &Ericus runs and hides

[20:00] <&Ericus> too*

[20:00] <~Balthier> it's why they don't last as long as other peoples, even though I practice good maintenance

[20:00] <~Balthier> ...

[20:00] <~Balthier> did

[20:00] <~Balthier> you

[20:00] <~Balthier> just

[20:00] <~Balthier> say

[20:00] <~Balthier> mac?

[20:00] <&Ericus> LOLOL

[20:01] <12&Warmongrel> XD

[20:01] <~Balthier> Assassinations are not my style, but I can adapt

[20:01] <~Balthier>

Yes. I am an IRC whore.

[Warmongrel]

Double post.

Edited by Warmongrel, 02 December 2011 - 02:44 AM.

[Jackiie]

Submitted

[21:15] <%Auctor> Last time I fought a girl, she beat me to the ground and got all her friends to gang rape me.

to bash.org (link)

[00:51] <06%cello[ria]> jackie, please dont press the matter

I wonder if that meant me

[Warmongrel]

Nah, it was Jacklint she was talking to. >_>