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There was an Old Man of Vienna,

Who lived upon Tincture of Senna;

When that did not agree, he took Camomile Tea,

That nasty Old Man of Vienna.

Dear Great Lord Xx Karl xX,

 

Yes sir. This thread appears to be very

similar to the other.

 

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Baron deSandersted - 2

Xx Karl xX - 1

Dcrews -1

 

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"The Lobster Quadrille"

 

"Will you walk a little faster?" said a whiting to a snail,

"There's a porpoise close behind us, and he's treading on my tail.

See how eagerly the lobsters and the turtles all advance!

They are waiting on the shingle -- will you come and join the dance?

Will you, won't you, will you, won't you, will you join the dance?

Will you, won't you, will you, won't you, won't you join the dance?

 

"You can really have no notion how delightful it will be

When they take us up and throw us, with the lobsters, out to sea!"

But the snail replied "Too far, too far!" and gave a look askance --

Said he thanked the whiting kindly, but he would not join the dance.

Would not, could not, would not, could not, would not join the dance.

Would not, could not, would not, could not, could not join the dance.

 

"What matters it how far we go?" his scaly friend replied.

"There is another shore, you know, upon the other side.

The further off from England the nearer is to France --

Then turn not pale, beloved snail, but come and join the dance.

Will you, won't you, will you, won't you, will you join the dance?

Will you, won't you, will you, won't you, won't you joint the dance?

 

 

Lewis Carroll

 

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Your Servant,

Xx Karl xX - 2

Baron deSandersted - 2

Dcrews -1

 

 

There was an Old Man with a flute,—

A "sarpint" ran into his boot!

But he played day and night, till the "sarpint" took flight,

And avoided that Man with a flute.

 

Edward Lear

Xx Karl xX - 8

onbekende - 5

Baron deSandersted - 3

Dcrews - 1

AlternateTree - 1

Fernando - 1

 

 

There was an Old Person of Chili,

Whose conduct was painful and silly;

He sate on the stairs, eating apples and pears,

That imprudent Old Person of Chili.

 

Edward Lear

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