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KING OF THE SPAM!

Rules:

- Every time you post in this thread you may add one point to your name.

- You may only post once and after someone else posted you may post again.

- If you have the most points you may/must move yourself to the top of the list.

- NO cheating...

-each post must have at least one sentence besides the count

 

Lets get this started

 

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"The Voice Of The Lobster"

 

"'Tis the voice of the Lobster: I heard him declare

'You have baked me too brown, I must sugar my hair.'

As a duck with its eyelids, so he with his nose

Trims his belt and his buttons, and turns out his toes.

When the sands are all dry, he is gay as a lark,

And will talk in contemptuous tones of the Shark:

But, when the tide rises and sharks are around,

His voice has a timid and tremulous sound."

 

"I passed by his garden, and marked, with one eye,

How the Owl and the Panter were sharing a pie:

The Panther took pie-crust, and gravy, and meat,

While the Old had the dish as its share of the treat.

When the pie was all finished, the Owl, as a boon,

Was kindly permitted to pocket the spoon:

While the Panther received knife and fork with a growl,

And concluded the banquet by eating the owl.

 

Lewis Carroll

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Since you left us you have regressed in reading ability? :D

 

Ehm :P

 

It says you MAY not you MUST :chairdance:

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