Heres the rules, you wish for something and the next poster grants you your wish, however there has to be a negative side. He also has to make a wish too and the following poster does the same thing.

 

Person 1: I wish I won the grand prize in the lotto.

Person 2: Granted, but you die before you could claim your prize.

 

I wish __________

 

 

I'll start

 

I wish my car was a Tank

I wish my car was a Tank

 

Granted, but your tank has no tracks

 

I Wish I Was Famous

Granted, but your famous on mars.

 

I wish there were more umbrella nations in my nation strength range so i could declare war on them

Granted but all their slots are full.

I wish i could get my wish done without any negative side effect 

Granted, but you lose your genie and cannot wish

 

I wish more people found this thread

Your wish is granted, but no one post responses

 

I wish I could sleep at night

Edited February 17, 201313 yr by Rhizoctonia

granted but only for an hour. 

 

I wish I could fly

Granted but then you develop acrophobia

 

I wish no one posts after me 

Granted. the IRON forums die out. and no one posts after you.

 

I wish people posted after him. 

Edited April 1, 201313 yr by CurlyFrys

^ hey i said no one posts after me...this thread is finished :P

heh heh read my wish

He did and now is blind.

 

I wish for a harbor.

Granted but the harbor was used for drugs and you got 25 years in jail.

I wish to not be a millionaire!

Granted but you win the lottery. And then you get mugged. And the mugger shanks you.

 

I wish I had 3 more wishes.

Granted but the genie trolled you

 

I wish I was not so lucky

Granted but you are immediately eaten by a rabid bear.

 

I wish I was an amoeba 

Granted but you're too big and you die

 

 

I wish I was a coconut

granted, but you are a dried up and cracked coconut rotting in the sun.

 

i wish for some extra lives.
 

Granted but each life is that of a tape worm

 

I wish I could shut down CN

Granted but Admin revives it

 

I wish I can sleep now

granted but with your eyes open

 

i wish i wasn't a duck

granted you are a swan

 

I wish I was born in 18th century

Granted but you get teleported to 1945

 

 

I wish I was the admin

Granted, but you are struck by lightning and unable to fulfill any of your duties.

 

I wish for straight A's in all my college subjects.

Granted, but your subjects are changed to ones universities don't accept. 

 

I wish I had more pizza