Heres the rules, you wish for something and the next poster grants you your wish, however there has to be a negative side. He also has to make a wish too and the following poster does the same thing.

 

Person 1: I wish I won the grand prize in the lotto.

Person 2: Granted, but you die before you could claim your prize.

 

I wish __________

 

 

I'll start

 

I wish my car was a Tank

Granted your dead.

 

I wish I had more targets

You are now working at Subway and have to meet their time targets.

 

I wish I had cheese

You are now working at Subway and have to meet their time targets.

 

I wish I had cheese

 

Granted, you cut it.

 

I wish I had 50k tech.

Granted. Admin then removes tech bonuses. 

 

I wish Vettel had qualified in 2nd

Granted, but he explodes when James Bond makes a minion crash into his car.

 

I wish for more hippie chicks.

Granted, but you then find out you're gay

 

I wish for a better computer.

Granted-you get given HAL on the Discorvery One

 

I wish for functioning nerves in my left wrist.

Granted, but now they're hypersensitive

 

I wish for a dish

Granted, but everything on it tastes like rotten fish.

 

I wish for a nuke.

Granted, It's dropped on your house.

 

I wish for an untwisted wish.

Granted, but it's just been used.

 

I wish for someone to make me lunch.

Granted, it's brussels sprout stew

 

I wish for more free time.

Granted, you are now unemployed and your free time is spent sitting on a sheet of cardboard on the street. 

You forgot to wish

So did you

 

I wish people actually wished in this game

Granted, but they are all generic and pointless

 

I wish that people spammed better.

Granted, I am one of the best spammers

 

I wish people wouldn't leave me by myself to spam

Granted, people spam with you but your spamming is so low-tier that no one actually wants to do it

 

I wish that we could roll ODN

Granted....but much rather TOP

 

Wish people knew how great my spamming really was

They realize it, but you died and so can no longer spam

 

I wish that this wish would get twisted

Granted...its now in a shape of a pretzel

 

Wish I was at home

Granted, but there is no heat or electricity

 

I wish that I was not in this class anymore

Granted, but you fail the next exam

 

Wish I was a billionaire 

Granted, but you invested it with Bernie Madoff.

 

I wish NG was a straight alliance.

Granted, but still are closet gays

 

Wish I Traveled the world