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Problems that can be solved by violence

Since IRON has far superior analytical capabilities than my brethren at NG, they are a perfect community to consider my hypothesis "Violence never solves anything".

 

So I challenge all IRON members to post any problems they can think of that can have violent solutions, along with the solutions themselves.  I will periodically drop by to refute all solutions posted in order to further debate and insult the intelligence of those posing them.

 

Quick addition:  Any that I cannot refute will be rewarded with hippie girls or guys (depending on the preference of the poster).

 

Edit: My definition of violence-An act that purposely causes physical harm to a sentient being.  For our purposes, we'll stick to humans and fictional aliens/races defined as sentient.  I really don't want to argue over animal rights ATM. Also, I'd like to stick to physical harm (blows that cause injury) rather than mental harm, which I get at NG on a regular basis.

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Blade 619, here's the hippie chick I owe you. Remember kids, hippie chicks don't wear bras. And I have a supply of hippie dudes for those that swing that way.

 

http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2013/07/burn-bra-1.jpg

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Your in the hunger games.

 

Your surrounded by dinosaurs.

 

Your batman and the joker is infront of you.

 

A gang fight.

 

Your in world war 2.

 

Wolverines has gone crazy.

Your in the hunger games.

-If you have as much machismo as I do, they turn into the sexy games very quickly.

Your surrounded by dinosaurs.

-Any herbivore will stand passively while you take pictures. Just make sure to avoid any dino-terds.

Your batman and the joker is infront of you.

-I've answered this question before, but those two seriously need to get honest and make out. Did you feel the sexual tension in Dark Knight? Batman talking all low to Joker while Joker flirtaciously tosses his hair. The Dark Knight Rises, indeed.

A gang fight.

-If you've seen West Side Story, you know that any gang fight devolves into a dance number. Dancing is not violent. Unless you're twerking.

Your in world war 2.

-Live in Switzerland so you can make tons of money off the rest of the world fighting each other. Kinda like GPA.

Wolverines has gone crazy.

-Nothing can solve this problem. Not even violence.

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