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What is your porn name?
#1
Posted 25 November 2013 - 04:56 PM
1. The most common way of determining your porn name is to use your middle name or nick name for a first name and the street you grew up on for a last name.
In my case? My nickname was Bear in football and I grew up on Rockwood Terrace.
Bear Rockwood
2. The other common metric is to use the name of your first pet and the street you grew up on.
Smilo Rockwood
#2
Posted 25 November 2013 - 04:58 PM
Oh. And one of my friends is: Mike Och.
Yes, the "ch" is pronounced like a "k."
#3
Posted 25 November 2013 - 04:59 PM
#4
Posted 25 November 2013 - 05:02 PM
Cary Reefton
Hey Yates... you sure you want your porn name to be "Bear"?
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#5
Posted 25 November 2013 - 05:23 PM
#6
Posted 25 November 2013 - 07:36 PM
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Blade 619 you have been baptized in Fire and Blood and emerged as IRON!
I will remember this, Blade, and I will be forever grateful... oh hell words fail me! ( @ )( @ )
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Revenge is best served cold, tasting of vanilla yoghurt with vanilla and chocolate balls.
Leave it to Blade to step in and say the most completely true post in this thread. You make my day Sir.
#7
Posted 25 November 2013 - 07:41 PM
Ludwig Kurfürstendamm >.< (2nd name/street)
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#8
Posted 25 November 2013 - 08:49 PM
LOLDepending on calculation method; Smoky Long or James Greatbridge.
Those are both awesome!
Oh, I need to update the OP. The other way was to use the name of your first pet as a first name...
#9
Posted 25 November 2013 - 08:52 PM
Depends how badly I need the money...Hey Yates... you sure you want your porn name to be "Bear"?
In straight porn the Bear/Bare angle is quite obviously ripe for abuse.
#10
Posted 25 November 2013 - 08:53 PM
LOLDepending on calculation method; Smoky Long or James Greatbridge.
Those are both awesome!
Oh, I need to update the OP. The other way was to use the name of your first pet as a first name...
Yeah that sucks even more … Charlotte was my first Cavalier's name
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Quodsi ea mihi maxime inpenderet tamen hoc animo fui semper, ut invidiam virtute partam gloriam, non invidiam putarem
#11
Posted 25 November 2013 - 09:01 PM
This could be good. Take a little artistic license and this could easily be:Ludwig Kurfürstendamm
Ludwig Herfistendamn
XD
#12
Posted 25 November 2013 - 09:19 PM
Partout où nécessité fait loi
Quodsi ea mihi maxime inpenderet tamen hoc animo fui semper, ut invidiam virtute partam gloriam, non invidiam putarem
#13
Posted 25 November 2013 - 11:57 PM
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#14
Posted 26 November 2013 - 12:08 AM
"Butt the really famous porn star" - I prefer my others xD.Try this... http://pr0nname.com/
I got 'Harry Rugmuncher'....
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Blade 619 you have been baptized in Fire and Blood and emerged as IRON!
I will remember this, Blade, and I will be forever grateful... oh hell words fail me! ( @ )( @ )
* * * * *
Revenge is best served cold, tasting of vanilla yoghurt with vanilla and chocolate balls.
Leave it to Blade to step in and say the most completely true post in this thread. You make my day Sir.
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Posted 26 November 2013 - 12:38 AM
#16
Posted 26 November 2013 - 12:46 AM
#17
Posted 26 November 2013 - 01:19 AM
#18
Posted 26 November 2013 - 03:20 PM
Willy Banger
#19
Posted 26 November 2013 - 04:45 PM
don't have a middle name
street name is unpronounceble
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Posted 26 November 2013 - 04:46 PM
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