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IS THIS LIFE

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Yeah I really wouldn't want one of each, I imagine that idea appeals mostly to girls.

Hey, I know plenty of gay/bi dudes. (OK so their pretty much all gay.)I just like female anatomy. But women suck in terms of personality. And men can do things girls can't physically.So am I just drunk or am I talking too much? XD
Sounds like someone needs to talk to a shemale. They're not all homos. Some are "lesbians". Just ask Stewie. Plus, they do sell penises at sex shops in most states. But why the hate on the women? Some are too into cultural norms and social climbing for their own good, but not all are that way. And there are some guys who are genuine dbags. Don't worry about rude people. That takes time away from the good ones.
Who said I hated women?

 

http://ih2.redbubble.net/image.4798409.6206/sticker,375x360.u1.png

 

As one, I can safely say that we are opportunist whores for the most part.

Would you ever marry a women? I wouldn't.

I'll touch them though....

Edited by Fox Fire

 

 

 

Yeah I really wouldn't want one of each, I imagine that idea appeals mostly to girls.

Hey, I know plenty of gay/bi dudes. (OK so their pretty much all gay.)I just like female anatomy. But women suck in terms of personality. And men can do things girls can't physically.So am I just drunk or am I talking too much? XD
Sounds like someone needs to talk to a shemale. They're not all homos. Some are "lesbians". Just ask Stewie. Plus, they do sell penises at sex shops in most states. But why the hate on the women? Some are too into cultural norms and social climbing for their own good, but not all are that way. And there are some guys who are genuine dbags. Don't worry about rude people. That takes time away from the good ones.
Who said I hated women?

 

http://ih2.redbubble.net/image.4798409.6206/sticker,375x360.u1.png

 

As one, I can safely say that we are opportunist whores for the most part.

Would you ever marry a women? I wouldn't.

I'll touch them though....

 

I would, but I have a penchant for masochism and don't respond to drama (or actively enjoy it if I have the energy). Gotta have that prenup and/or separate finances, though. Most Americans view a credit card limit as straight-up cash. It's an insurance policy at best and a vampire at worst.

 

Maybe that's the secret behind the vampire craze. Almost everyone has one or wants one in their wallet.

 

 

 

 

Yeah I really wouldn't want one of each, I imagine that idea appeals mostly to girls.

Hey, I know plenty of gay/bi dudes. (OK so their pretty much all gay.)I just like female anatomy. But women suck in terms of personality. And men can do things girls can't physically.So am I just drunk or am I talking too much? XD
Sounds like someone needs to talk to a shemale. They're not all homos. Some are "lesbians". Just ask Stewie. Plus, they do sell penises at sex shops in most states. But why the hate on the women? Some are too into cultural norms and social climbing for their own good, but not all are that way. And there are some guys who are genuine dbags. Don't worry about rude people. That takes time away from the good ones.
Who said I hated women?http://ih2.redbubble.net/image.4798409.6206/sticker,375x360.u1.pngAs one, I can safely say that we are opportunist whores for the most part.Would you ever marry a women? I wouldn't.I'll touch them though.... 
I would, but I have a penchant for masochism and don't respond to drama (or actively enjoy it if I have the energy). Gotta have that prenup and/or separate finances, though. Most Americans view a credit card limit as straight-up cash. It's an insurance policy at best and a vampire at worst. Maybe that's the secret behind the vampire craze. Almost everyone has one or wants one in their wallet.

A blood sucking leach or a credit card?

 

 

 

 

 

Yeah I really wouldn't want one of each, I imagine that idea appeals mostly to girls.

Hey, I know plenty of gay/bi dudes. (OK so their pretty much all gay.)I just like female anatomy. But women suck in terms of personality. And men can do things girls can't physically.So am I just drunk or am I talking too much? XD
Sounds like someone needs to talk to a shemale. They're not all homos. Some are "lesbians". Just ask Stewie. Plus, they do sell penises at sex shops in most states. But why the hate on the women? Some are too into cultural norms and social climbing for their own good, but not all are that way. And there are some guys who are genuine dbags. Don't worry about rude people. That takes time away from the good ones.
Who said I hated women?http://ih2.redbubble.net/image.4798409.6206/sticker,375x360.u1.pngAs one, I can safely say that we are opportunist whores for the most part.Would you ever marry a women? I wouldn't.I'll touch them though.... 
I would, but I have a penchant for masochism and don't respond to drama (or actively enjoy it if I have the energy). Gotta have that prenup and/or separate finances, though. Most Americans view a credit card limit as straight-up cash. It's an insurance policy at best and a vampire at worst. Maybe that's the secret behind the vampire craze. Almost everyone has one or wants one in their wallet.

A blood sucking leach or a credit card?

 

Why not both? The leech has to be organic, though.

 

 

 

Wait, what would you do with this penis?

I would assume, the same thing anyone does with a penis....Why? What should I do with it?So yeah, I like girls more so than guys (in terms of anatomy anyway). 
 From a girls perspective I wasn't sure what you would do with, going after guys seemed far fetched.I figured it was probably for girls you said it.Anyway this is where I exit and never come back. 

Lol. Nobody wants to talk about my sex life. :(

 

 

 

 

Yeah I really wouldn't want one of each, I imagine that idea appeals mostly to girls. 

Hey, I know plenty of gay/bi dudes. (OK so their pretty much all gay.)

I just like female anatomy. But women suck in terms of personality. And men can do things girls can't physically.

So am I just drunk or am I talking too much? XD

 

I would like to know a bit more....../me gets on IRC to talk to FF

 

 

and your talking Bi as in liking guys and girls right? Sounds like the FS is Bi since I had 4 bfs in the past more then GF's

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Wait, what would you do with this penis?

 

I would assume, the same thing anyone does with a penis....Why? What should I do with it?So yeah, I like girls more so than guys (in terms of anatomy anyway). 
 From a girls perspective I wasn't sure what you would do with, going after guys seemed far fetched.I figured it was probably for girls you said it.Anyway this is where I exit and never come back. 

Lol. Nobody wants to talk about my sex life. :(

 

 

 

 

 

 

Yeah I really wouldn't want one of each, I imagine that idea appeals mostly to girls. 

 

Hey, I know plenty of gay/bi dudes. (OK so their pretty much all gay.)

I just like female anatomy. But women suck in terms of personality. And men can do things girls can't physically.

So am I just drunk or am I talking too much? XD

 

 

I would like to know a bit more....../me gets on IRC to talk to FF

and your talking Bi as in liking guys and girls right? Sounds like the FS is Bi since I had 4 bfs in the past more then GF's

No, I mean bi as in I have two legs. :V

 

 

 

 

 

Wait, what would you do with this penis?

I would assume, the same thing anyone does with a penis....Why? What should I do with it?So yeah, I like girls more so than guys (in terms of anatomy anyway). 
 From a girls perspective I wasn't sure what you would do with, going after guys seemed far fetched.I figured it was probably for girls you said it.Anyway this is where I exit and never come back. 

Lol. Nobody wants to talk about my sex life. :(

 

 

 

 

 

Yeah I really wouldn't want one of each, I imagine that idea appeals mostly to girls. 

Hey, I know plenty of gay/bi dudes. (OK so their pretty much all gay.)

I just like female anatomy. But women suck in terms of personality. And men can do things girls can't physically.

So am I just drunk or am I talking too much? XD

 

 

I would like to know a bit more....../me gets on IRC to talk to FF

and your talking Bi as in liking guys and girls right? Sounds like the FS is Bi since I had 4 bfs in the past more then GF's

No, I mean bi as in I have two legs. :V

 

Tripods rool 4eva. Until you kick them in the nuts.

  • 1 month later...

 

Yeah I really wouldn't want one of each, I imagine that idea appeals mostly to girls. 

Hey, I know plenty of gay/bi dudes. (OK so their pretty much all gay.)

I just like female anatomy. But women suck in terms of personality. And men can do things girls can't physically.

So am I just drunk or am I talking too much? XD

 

Amazing. You talk like spider and vampir when they're a little drunk: the same despise for female personality, the same appreciation for female anatomy.

Not exactly.

She write "I can safely say that we are opportunist whores for the most part" - I agree, the majority of women I know are so. That's why I consider myself very lucky to have meet Spider many years ago :-)

But she also write: "Would you ever marry a women? I wouldn't." - I strongly disagree about that. We have the project to marry, when we'll retire from our jobs, with our sons as witnesses of the brides, and as honeymoon a four-months cruise around the world, in suite.

 

Vampir.

I checked it, there's no need to write "i'm spider": only you play so heavy. I would prefer something else, something unrelated with real life, because that flag is a real threat and not a joke, even if only the threat of a little bunch of mad women.

I have a son, you have two sons, dismiss it please, and stay in topic: this topic is quite funny, ja?

I checked it, there's no need to write "i'm spider": only you play so heavy. I would prefer something else, something unrelated with real life, because that flag is a real threat and not a joke, even if only the threat of a little bunch of mad women.

I have a son, you have two sons, dismiss it please, and stay in topic: this topic is quite funny, ja?

She's currently snoring and you're right: I just changed it with the good old labrys, that's just funny, well stylized and not threatening at all. Sometimes she go over-the-top, as usual.

 

Unfortunately my sex life is not as great as my fantasy :(

I suggest you to concentrate yourself on a single fantasy each time: if you have too many fantasies all together, is very difficult to realize even one.

Vampir.

  • 2 years later...

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