http://images.akamai.steamusercontent.com/ugc/620718327579624148/181C3E66F4B961E2D06C91EEB6346009AC48EA2D/

 

And no, Google translate wont work as you can't copy and paste from this chat box.

Ask Samus. I have it on good authority that he has a Russian on his table right now.

One good round of water-boarding and he'll tell you everything.

What are a you a weakling and a coward?

Even I could hear you screaming "SOS for help" )) and he just knows how to beat ispotishka ))

There's the first two lines for yah at least. 

Sadly, I've no idea what that says....

 

it is clear that you geyropeets ))

 

And this wont let me copy into google...

 

Learn Russian if you want to know what they say *(In very horrid grammar and wrong use of words I might add)

 

OK I'm done translating it.

O1pato2aug what are you a coward and a weakling turns')))

 

O1pato2aug even could hear you screaming "SOS to the rescue."))) And he just know how to beat ispotishka <)))

 

O6pato2aug it is clear that you geyropeets ))

 

Oypatogaug teach Russian, if you must know that you in the "" * say ))

O1pato2aug- all that you and all of you are able to <it secretly and ispotishka, but a direct one on one fight once yelling and calls

the crowd for help ))

Odpatopug 'and the fight in the game is the same, and prove your and your essence ))

O1pato2aug I'll direct combat imposed <you yell for help and your partner called. And the same again ispotishka. And this fight

against one? ))

Odpatogaug jerk you

Oypatshaug. everything. go have a rest ')

 

 

Using google translate and OCR 

Doesn't looks like rent a bride case, but you can always rent samus for free.