Sister Midnight wishes that her name was actually Sister Noon, as she likes the daytime better than nighttime.

The good captainjf can levitate, unfortunately he can only levitate upside down so he doesn't do it that often.

Sister Midnight wishes she had my recipe for goat's head soup.

RearviewRover actually can't cook anything but microwave meals (which still burn from time to time).

Captainjf can't even microwave. His only hope for obtaining nourishment is to scavenge along the railroad tracks behind his house, where he occasionally happens upon an unsuspecting hobo and steals the can of beans they were heating over an open flame.

Rearview Rover is secretly a Nazi!

Robert frequently obsesses over the fact that God do dog backwards... or is dog God spelled backwards?

Sister Midnight obsesses over strange things...like gods and dogs...or...wait...

CaptainJ finds Adam Sandler movies funny, and has a man crush on Kevin James.

Rover has an unusual fondness of rear views to the point where he insists upon everyone going ahead of him.

All the ladies, anyway. What am I, if anything but a gentleman?

 

SM once tried to start a Communist Revolution in Florida, but it fizzled out after her only recruits were a group of edgy teenagers, a middle-aged chain smoking woman with a midriff, some meth head who thought he was at a rave, a senile elderly couple SM bribed with coupons for rice pudding, and 37 cockroaches.

Omg! Lmao!

 

Rover comes from a long line of professional clowns. Everyone in his family has big, floppy feet and red balls instead of noses. Due to his wholly normal and classic good looks, he is the family black sheep.

 

 

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Hey! That stuff's tasty, try it if you haven't already.

 

Joe likes to dress up like a ninja and sneak up on people and yell BOO!

Omg! Lmao!

Rover comes from a long line of professional clowns. Everyone in his family has big, floppy feet and red balls instead of noses. Due to his wholly normal and classic good looks, he is the family black sheep.

Aww, thanks.

 

 

Joe44 SM might just be the real Slim Shady.

 

That's what I get for idling on the page too long.

rover likes men having chinese beard

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Samu watches Naked and Afraid every Saturday because he likes to get back to nature.

SM has dreams of becoming a famous pop star who is liked only in Slavic regions and eventually makes a Top 10 list of weirdest celebrity drug overdoses on a late night TMZ documentary.

rover is afraid to take nature's call in nature

Samu is a vegan.

rover keeps his vampire fangs under his underwear

Samu thinks he was named after a whale.

SM named herself after the brother of the middle of the day

LordSunday hugs trees every morning before going to school.

LordSunday hugs trees every morning before going to school.

First, that was a fantastic lie

 

 

 

Now, SM here has a firm belief that the world is actually just a plate of pizza, with the continents being pepperoni and the oceans actually the cheese. At the core, what we call lava she knows is actually just the warm fluid pizza sauce bubbling up through the cheesy crust of our pizza planet. She preaches this on a regular basis, and most of the time is unsuccessful in gaining followers of her pizzistic science beliefs.