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I've heard plenty! "if I told you you have a nice body, would you hold it against me?" "Got any italian in you? No? Want some?"
Oh the list is spectacular and limitless. What are some of your favorite, horrible pick up lines?
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Terrible pick up lines
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Sister Midnight
, Apr 19 2016 07:09 PM
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Posted 19 April 2016 - 07:09 PM
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Posted 19 April 2016 - 07:18 PM
Hey you in the bush, what'ya doin?
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Posted 19 April 2016 - 07:24 PM
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One of the radio stations I listen to did the top 10 worst pick up lines. Some of them were hilarious but I only remember 2 of them.
I seem to have lost my number. May I borrow yours?
Is your license suspended? Because you are driving me crazy.
The idea of war is not to die for your country, it's to make the enemy die for his.
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Posted 19 April 2016 - 07:47 PM
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WAAAAAY back before I even met my husband, I was a club kid. I went to all kinds of clubs, including dive bars if they were playing good music. Well I was at a dive bar that had a Led Zeppelin cover band. It was pouring rain outside and the band had just finished a set. Faux Robert Plant (who was not even a pale shadow of real Robert Plant), just walks up and says, "hey, babe. Want to go outside and make love in the rain." PUKE!!!!!!! NO!!!!!! That wouldn't have worked for real Robert Plant, either, although Trent Reznor would have gotten a home run.
( @ )( @ ) The official salute from women in the great, nudist nation of Secor. I'm naked and very excited to be here.
The Supercalifragalisticexpealadocious Award
"This award was custom made for a special person. Its gleam reflects the endearment of the people that she leads. Awarded to the IRON Maiden, Sister Midnight."
[center]~~A partner in Blade's crimes~~[center]Nukes taken for IRON since restarting on 6/10/2016: I stopped counting after 69.Sister Midnight has been Baptized in Fire and Blood and emerged as IRON!
The people of Antropomorphica join their leaders in welcoming the discovery of this previously unknown colony of Secor in the wilds of South America. They organised an airdrop of money and soldiers to protect this fledgling state as it undergoes construction (I mean... 1k infra at day 1 guys... come on!).
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8========D ~~
from our leaders to yours.
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Posted 19 April 2016 - 07:48 PM
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I used the "I seem to have lost my number, can I borrow yours?" After getting beer bonged by two chicks with about a half bottle of captain morgan. I thought I invented it.
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Posted 29 April 2016 - 04:14 PM
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Posted 08 October 2017 - 12:36 PM
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