First of all: It's not a crime if nobody knows you did it.

But last night, I commited domestic violence: I beat my meat.

 

When was the last time you clogged a toilet?

does stuffing kittens down the toilet count?

 

when was the last time you prayed at the alter of brewersalliance?

I'm agnostic, answer:Never

 

When was the las time thought of murdering someone?

now, you for not worshiping at my alter

 

 

when was the last time you showered with the ears of your enemies 

With the ears never, with the blood of them: Sometime around 9/26

 

When was the last time you drank and drove.

this morning

 

when was the last time u won the lottery 

About 3 reincarnations ago.

 

When was the last time you sent gorilla shit to someone?

never, that wasnt me

 

 

when was the last time u got drunk and posted on discord

I'm never drunk

 

When was the last time you talked to your mother or father?

today

 

when was the last time u farted and cupped your hand on it to smell the fart

...Never...

 

When was the last time you nearly killed someone (accidentally or intentionally)?

nearly? never

 

when was the last time you lied?  (if blade answers this he better say he lied when he made this post)

Today when Cory was guessing his christmas present.

 

When was the last time you had a date?

October

 

When was the last time you did cocaine 

August.

 

When was the last time you showered?

like two hours ago

 

when was the last time you watched the longhorns lose the big XII championship game?

Dec 1

 

When was the last time a girl wanted to have sex with you?

Today lol

 

When was the last time you sharted

I don't remember.

 

When was the last time you had a friend?

Also today

 

When was the last time you werent a cunt

I have never been a cunt.

 

When was the last time you weren't so damn rude?

Never I'm always right

 

When was the last time you didn't wish you were me

I wouldn't want to be you even if it meant my death.

 

When was the last time you took a hint and left someone alone?

Never

 

When was the last time you were nice

Today.

 

When was the last time you watched the packers win the superbowl?