Yeah, that should tell you how pissed off I am. I'm swearing in French. Yes, I'm a citizen of Quebec. A second class citizen mind you, because I'm an Anglophone.
That's apparent isn't it?
Listen, if your under 18 (21 in some districts), you might want to walk away. I'm going to swear a lot. I'm Army, and I work in profanity like a fucking artist.
I'll teach you words that will turn your Mom's hair even greyer.
I'm drunk as a trailer park supervisor. I've pounded back a half case of beer and the better part of a 26 oz bottle of scotch.
This question goes out to the women of IRON.
Yeah, I know rule 35.
Can you please explain to me how in the name of do you think.
For fuck's sake I'm sitting her all fucked up, trying to figure out what the hell went wrong.
I'm a modern man. I have no problems expressing my feelings. Holy fucking shit snacks, I can cry with you. Jesus, I've sat through those Goddamn awful fucking movies you like.
I suffered through the entire "Hunger Games" series.
Those things suck ass. They are so bad I wanted to slit my wrists. "She's the girl on fire", "Lets get the girl on fire."
Holy doggy style Mary, I goddamn don't want to watch some girl sit in a bloody tree. I want to see people get shot in the face. I want action.
Yeah, in case you can't tell a relationship went south. So far south, the population still calls it "The War of Northern Aggression."
Seriously, I have a good job. I make nearly 5 grand a month (before taxes)....fucking thieves. I listen to your needs, I respond to those needs. Hell, I've even stepped up for a kid that is not my own.
I comforted you. I've been there for you.
Then some asshat with better fucking car comes along.
Then suddenly "you're not growing as a person"
You reptile woman.
Sorry, I'm really angry right now, and the truly heroic amount of booze I've consumed is not helping (like four Moosehead).
I'm channeling that much Dark Force energy right now, I'd make Emperor Palpatine look like a pussy.
"I can feel the anger dwelling within you. Strike me down with your hate, only then will you journey towards the Dark Side be complete."
Beeotch, I am the Dark Side. Now get the hell off my throne, before I electrocute your ass!
Seriously, can one of you ladies (or someone who understands them), please explain what the hell I did wrong.
Jesus fuck, she didn't like me talking with other women.
I have to, its part of my job. I have other female soldiers under my command. I have to work with other women.
What the hell?