Looks like a legit form to me. God* was even a witness
I _______Anonymous___, have decided that I would like to sign up for the "tolerance training" that is being offered to me by MsShawdi. I agree to allow MsShawdi to pour as much alcohol down my throat in order to build up my tolerance to legendary levels (minimum 30 beers). She will then provide me and SeaBeeGipson with chilli to eat after.
Signed:_______________Anonymous__________
Dated:_________________11/2/17___________
Witnessed By:______________AnonymousGorilla_____
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