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The Five Worst Movies You Have Ever Seen

Thought it would be fun to share some of the worst movies we have watched over the years. Number 5 is considered the least bad, while number 1 is considered the absolute worst. Here is my list.

 

5. Silent Night Deadly Night 2: The sequel to Silent Night Deadly Night. Features a pyscho murderer who hates Santa Claus and goes on a killing spree. Released in the 1980s, this low budget horror film is really bad. However it has quite a few laughable scenes. You will spend a great deal of time laughing at the terrible acting and unintentionally funny dialog. It feels like whenever the camera focuses on the lead actor while speaks, his eyebrows go up and down up and down. This is basically a horror movie that turned out to be a comedy, because you can't help but laugh at how bad the whole thing is. Best scene in the movie? When the killer loses his marbles, sees a guy setting down a trash can, looks at the guy and says "Garbage Day!", and then shoots the guy with a revolver.

4. Catwoman: Halle Berry stars in this film. Many recall this film as being the worst superhero movie to ever be released. Only Superman IV and Daredevil come close to taking this spot. I honestly don't have much to say about this movie. The whole thing is terrible. It could have been an interesting origin story or a way to showcase Catwoman as something more than a villain. The film basically portrays Catwoman as an innocent victim, and then the film falls flat on its face. The audience is treated to a boring and forgetful story.

3. The Star Wars Holiday Special: Released after a New Hope, this made for TV movie was meant to capitalize on the early success of Star Wars. What we got instead was a film that really didnt have anything to do with what Star Wars actually is, or what makes Star Wars great. The original actors are the only thing positive in this movie. Everything else is a poorly executed mess and none of it fits well into what anyone considers when they hear the words Star Wars. Bea Arthur and Art Carney are present and and play somewhat interesting characters. But the individual scenes are bad and some very strange things are implemented as part of the storyline. Best scene in the movie? The music video by Jefferson Starship shown as existing as a real band within the Star Wars universe. Seriously, an Imperial Officer watches it on a television screen while Art Carney dances rather ridiculously in the background. The movie itself is terrible and almost painful to watch, but it generates a few laughs because you will be wondering, didn't the actors realize while filming, that no matter how this gets edited, its going to come out like crap!

2. Troll 2: Bad acting, non plausible story, low budget horror flic. The movie had nothing to do with the first Troll movie, as the villains in Troll 2 are goblins, no trolls even exist within this movie. The plotline has got to be the dumbest excuse for a story I have ever heard. I kid you not, this is the entire premise of the movie: There is this community of goblins that wants to eat humans, but the goblins are all vegetarians, so the goblins have to use magic to transform the humans into plants so they can subsequently now eat the humans. Best scene in the movie? When a teenager says "They're eating her. And then they are going to eat me. OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDD".

1. The Room: This movie has got to be the absolute king of horrible movies. Tommy Wiseau created the movie and starred as the lead role. And if this movie wasn't already bad enough as it was, Wiseau insisted the majority of the audio be redubbed making every scene downright laughable. No one really knows what the heck this movie was supposed to be about. Was it a drama, a romance, a love triangle? The acting is atrocious and its so hard to take the characters seriously. The movie is so bad, its actually laughable in a lot of spots due to how certain scenes were shot or Tommy Wiseau bizarre acting. Best scene in the movie? "This is bullshit. I swear I did not hit her, I DID NOT, oh hi Mark!"

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Wow, this is a tough one. To be honest, I only watch a movie if there is strong evidence that I may like it, otherwise I spend that free time gaming or watching a youtube channel I’m interested in.

 

With that said, I have to mention the Star Wars: The Last Jedi. Rarely have I seen such piss-poor directing, disregard of any story arc, badly developed characters, and glaring polotholes all in one place. Pretty much killed the new trilogy for me.

With that said, I have to mention the Star Wars: The Last Jedi. Rarely have I seen such piss-poor directing, disregard of any story arc, badly developed characters, and glaring polotholes all in one place. Pretty much killed the new trilogy for me.

 

I think the last jedi would be more so the "most disappointing" movie not the worst.  I mean yeah it sucked, but its no where near as bad as something like the room, or troll 2, or the honeymooners, or baby geniuses to name a few

and dont forget about the star wars holiday special 

You’re right, the SW Holiday special is absolutely abysmal, but it was never intended to be any more than a cheap filler for TV. Everyone knew it would suck from day one.

 

For me though, The Last Jedi is a francise killer (The C&C4 of Star Wars to give a gaming analogy :) ), especially of a franchise that I liked, and that makes it far worse. I mean, JJ Abrams didn’t do an awesome job with the Force Awakens, but you could see him building towards something. Then came Rian Johnson and said: “Fuck that, I don’t like any of this, I’m just gonna do whtever the hell I want” and blew the whole chebang apart. It’s almost like those forum games we play where someone writes the beginning of a story, then an other guy continues it, usually in an attempt to derail where the whole thing was headed, then the OP comes on to try to salvage the wreckage, etc. That’s exactly what happened to Star Wars

You’re right, the SW Holiday special is absolutely abysmal, but it was never intended to be any more than a cheap filler for TV. Everyone knew it would suck from day one.

 

For me though, The Last Jedi is a francise killer (The C&C4 of Star Wars to give a gaming analogy :) ), especially of a franchise that I liked, and that makes it far worse. I mean, JJ Abrams didn’t do an awesome job with the Force Awakens, but you could see him building towards something. Then came Rian Johnson and said: “Fuck that, I don’t like any of this, I’m just gonna do whtever the hell I want” and blew the whole chebang apart. It’s almost like those forum games we play where someone writes the beginning of a story, then an other guy continues it, usually in an attempt to derail where the whole thing was headed, then the OP comes on to try to salvage the wreckage, etc. That’s exactly what happened to Star Wars

in theory it still can be saved with ep iX

5 Catwoman

4 Star Wars last Jedi, as mentioned mostly disappointing but honestly the only good thing about it was the visual and audio effects.

3 Jack reacher never go back

2 Valhalla rising

1 Suicide squad (didn't even finish)

 

Amazing how some films seem to have an unlimited budget with great actors and yet the outcome is a pile of garbage

Eh, Suicide squad was watchable. I'm just not a big fan of DC movies. Justice League was watchable too. The Superman movie, I think, were absolutely terrible. Also not a big fan of the Batman movies.

Eh, Suicide squad was watchable. I'm just not a big fan of DC movies. Justice League was watchable too. The Superman movie, I think, were absolutely terrible. Also not a big fan of the Batman movies.

I must agree. The DC movies just lack fun. They are not as fun to watch as the Marvel stuff.

Eh, Suicide squad was watchable. I'm just not a big fan of DC movies. Justice League was watchable too. The Superman movie, I think, were absolutely terrible. Also not a big fan of the Batman movies.

 

Personally I just could not stand it, not sure why. I really want to like superhero/dc/marvel movies but I only like very few of them.

Another on my list would be Anchorman. Everybody thought it was great, except me. Only watched 30-40 minutes of it and turned it off. As a general rule , I like Will Ferrell movie, just couldn't watch that one. 

  • 3 weeks later...

 

 

I think not, but let me know what you think.

You were right. It was slow... showed some promise... ended spectacularly stupid. Gabriel Byrne had the most insignificant role. He could have been written out of the movie and no one would have noticed. Greatly disappointed.

  • 2 years later...

1) The absolute worst movie of all time that I personally saw was "Highlander 2."  I think it originally came out in 1991 or so.  It is literally the worst movie of all time.  First it retconned the premise of Highlander 1 (one of the greatest films of all time) and was itself so bad that it was ignored by Highlander 3 and the TV series and all that.

 

2) Space Mutiny.  However, I must admit that thanks to MST3K, it is now also one of the top 5 funniest movies of all time.  

 

3) Some movie that Gene Hackman was in.  It was so bad I don't remember the name.  You know the one.  (And no, he wasn't playing Lex Luthor in it.... he was playing some kind of eavesdropping spy sort of guy.)

 

4) Star Trek: Nemesis.  I want to put "Picard" here but that's not a movie so Nemesis is taking this spot. 

 

5) The terrible Fantastic Four movie that didn't have Chris Evans and Ioan Gryffyd in it.  I walked out of the theater.

1. Ghost rider, only movie that ever put me to sleep and i love nicolas cage

 

2. Star Trek:Nemesis, needed johnathan franks at the helm

 

3. The emoji movie: drunk me couldn't even finish it, calming it needed stoned me

 

4. Justice League: i'm glad i got a free screening of it because even through i love DC i felt it was to rushed, even i had no know idea who was the big baddy and even through i loved man of steel it was a "everyone sucks without superman" plus i hated batman vs supermam cause of who they made lex luthor. I loved wonder women and i feel ben afflick was a good batman ( we needed a broken batman most batman movies show him in his prime/not dealing with loosing a robin) i feel dc needs to stick with individual heros. Also bring back ryan renyolds as green lantern with a better script/less cgi

 

5.cars 2. Worst pixar movie and one i have seen a hundred times

Not really in any order...and these are ones I’ve seen... if I get warnings from someone that’s already seen it or I just don’t think it’s worth trying to watch, I don’t even attempt.

 

Pearl Harbor

Hurt Locker

any Batman

any Twilight

Dune

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