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Welcome to IRON — original ten-year anniversary artwork
Welcome to IRON — original ten-year anniversary artwork

New Would You Rather is Back!!

I'm back with more WYR!! 8 members have voted

  1. 1. Would you rather...

    • Find 1 unexpected squid each day (fridge, shower, desk drawer) or...
      12%
      1
    • Have 1 squid show up each week, under your bonnet, after a long drive
      87%
      7

  2. 2. Would you rather...

    • Experience orgasm during a phone conversation with your grandma or...
      25%
      2
    • Witness your aunty experiencing orgasm once.
      75%
      6

  3. 3. Would you rather...

    • Be able to play any instrument that you find, but not be able to sing or...
      87%
      7
    • Be able to sing beautifully... unless music is playing.
      12%
      1

  4. 4. Would you rather...

    • Always be able to smell fart or...
      50%
      4
    • Always be able to taste fish.
      50%
      4

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  • 4 weeks later...

Can't believe I missed this!

 

1, Squid under the bonnet, since I don't own a car

2, Phone convo with grandma. That could remain a (rather embarassing) secret

3, Easy choice, I can't sing anyway :P

4, This is a tough one. I'll go with the fart option, I really hate the taste of fish.

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    1) i dont wear a bonnet so Im all good

    2) Grandma, she’s dead and I’d love to talk to her. Orgasm’s a bonus.

    3) I love singing even though I’m not a very good singer, would I just continue to sing badly with music, or would I be literally unable to sing?

    4) I love sushi

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    3) I love singing even though I’m not a very good singer, would I just continue to sing badly with music, or would I be literally unable to sing?

    You would open your mouth and nothing would come out...

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    Always wanted to be able to play an instrument, if I can’t sing with music and I can’t sing without music, I might as well be blow into an instrument and make something beautiful.
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