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Would You Rather - May Edition
#1
Posted 06 May 2018 - 11:42 PM
#2
Posted 07 May 2018 - 02:15 PM
u should make the votes public lol
Brewersalliance: Lover of the Pack and Beer. Hater of the Bears and Cheese.
Nukes Delivered for IRON-31
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TO: Brewersalliance | FROM: SeaBeeGipson
TYPE: Nuclear Missile Strike | DATE: 8/18/2017 9:07:26 AM
Your nation has been attacked with nuclear weapons in a standard nuclear attack by SeaBeeGipson. You lost 488 soldiers, 0 defending tanks, 0 cruise missiles, 1.602 miles of land, 0.000 technology, 103.283 infrastructure, 75% of your aircraft, and 25% of your nuclear vulnerable navy force. In addition to these losses your nation will experience many days of economic devastation.Your clones are dead
#3
Posted 07 May 2018 - 05:59 PM
#4
Posted 07 May 2018 - 06:27 PM
I have a question: wouldn't having to eat a leaf anytime u touch a plant make an infinite loop? Like: You touched a plant, therefore u have to eat a leaf, but a leaf is part of a plant so you're technically touching a plant, so u need to eat another leaf, and yadda-yadda
shit your broke it. good time i didnt pick that one
Brewersalliance: Lover of the Pack and Beer. Hater of the Bears and Cheese.
Nukes Delivered for IRON-31
Nukes Taken for IRON-44
You are bresky, Brewsky, Brewers, stud-muffin, Mr. Sexypants, and that cute guy over in IA.
TO: Brewersalliance | FROM: SeaBeeGipson
TYPE: Nuclear Missile Strike | DATE: 8/18/2017 9:07:26 AM
Your nation has been attacked with nuclear weapons in a standard nuclear attack by SeaBeeGipson. You lost 488 soldiers, 0 defending tanks, 0 cruise missiles, 1.602 miles of land, 0.000 technology, 103.283 infrastructure, 75% of your aircraft, and 25% of your nuclear vulnerable navy force. In addition to these losses your nation will experience many days of economic devastation.Your clones are dead
#5
Posted 07 May 2018 - 10:46 PM
I have a question: wouldn't having to eat a leaf anytime u touch a plant make an infinite loop? Like: You touched a plant, therefore u have to eat a leaf, but a leaf is part of a plant so you're technically touching a plant, so u need to eat another leaf, and yadda-yadda
There would be some sort of grace period. Maybe like 30 seconds.
#6
Posted 11 May 2018 - 08:43 PM
- I'd go for the middle eye. It would even be kinda cool, while a third arm looks lame.
- With the grace period, I'd go for the plant version. I actually touch plants fairly rarely.
- So in other words, become genderfluid
Still better than the alternative... - Both of these would pretty much mean that you're unable to function. I'll go with the streetlights
"Baptized in Fire and Blood"
#7
Posted 19 May 2018 - 01:58 AM
2. Dry humping landmarks, I travel a lot, I don't even think the novelty would wear off
3. Screw it, walking around aroused all the time is sure to have benefits too... amirite?
4. Lactose Intolerance, get up a few hours earlier than normal. Get it out of your stomach afterwards and continue the day, I pass way too many streetlights daily for the other option to be viable.
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